Daily Jokes U.S.A, Russia, and Mexico The President from U.S.A, Russia, and Mexico are meeting together in an Italian restaurant. Before they start the meeting, they would like order a drink, so the President of Russia calls for the waiter. The Italian waiter comes, and asks each of the President, a drink from their country. He asks the President of Russia: "le Vodka?", the President replies: "Oi". Then he asks the President of Mexico: "le Tequilla?", the President replies: "Oi". Finally he asks the President of U.S: "le Whisky?". The President of U.S suddenly get-up from his seat, and says to the waiter: "Don't you ever mention that woman again!!". Sent by: Anonymous. Copyright © 1999 by Dono Harjanto. All rights reserved. Contact the webmaster.