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U.S.A and China

One day, President of America invite his friend, President of China, to come and have a discussion about technologies. The President of US take the President of China to an empty land near the woods. He asked the President of China to dig until 100 feet deep.

So, the President of China start to dig, and until he digs to 100 feet deep, he finds a cable, and he asks the President of America: "What is this?". The President of America explains: "You see my friend, even 100 years ago we used to have telephones".

After the President of China go back to his country, he decides to invite his friend to his country, just to do the same thing he did. When the President of America comes to visit, he takes him to an empty land outside the capital city. He tells the President of America to dig, without telling him how deep he has to dig. The President of America starts to dig and dig and dig. Until 500 feet, he finds nothing, and tells his friend: "There is nothing in here. What Am I looking for?". The President of China tells him to keep digging.

Until 100 feet, again he finds nothing, but the President of China keep telling him to dig more deeply. After digging until 200 feet, still finds nothing. Then he asks his friend: "Alright, what is your point?". The President of China smiles to him and tells him: "You see my friend, even 200 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!".

Sent by: Willy Tan.