I am a Pardoner, and I have the authority from the Pope to sell pardons and indulgences. I have just returned from Rome and have many things I can sell. For instance, this piece of cloth could sell for, oh, say, 2 pounds. Little do my customers know it only cost me 3 pence! I make more money in one day than the priest and the congregation do in one month. Mwahahahaha (or cackle)! But, I repent myself by how well I tell stories and sing songs in church! I mesmerize my audience, thus at the end of my performances, I am practically forced to take people's money! Oh, life serves me well indeed.