Dark Mists Emotes

Emote Name

What you type

What you see

What the victim sees (when relevant)

What an observer sees

aargh

AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

$typer throws back his head and howls in profound frustration!

aargh self

You scream in frustration at your own stupidity!

$typer screams in frustration at his own stupidity!

aargh $target

You scream your frustration and grab for his throat with both hands!

$typer grabs for your throat with two hands, howling in frustration!

$typer howls in frustration, and leaps for $target, trying to throttle it!

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accept

You accept the proferred apology graciously.

$typer graciously accepts the proferred apology.

accept self

NOTHING

accept $target

NOTHING

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accuse

Accuse who??

$typer is in an accusing mood.

accuse self

You accuse yourself.

$typer seems to have a bad conscience.

accuse $target

You look accusingly at him.

$typer looks accusingly at you.

$typer looks accusingly at $target.

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adjust

You look around, make sure nobody is watching, and you adjust your "Tool." Oops, everyone sees you.

$typer looks around slyly, smiles, then reaches down and "adjusts" himself...

adjust self

NOTHING

adjust $target

NOTHING

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agree

You agree absolutely.

$typer agrees absolutely.

agree self

You find yourself most agreeable.

$typer finds himself the most agreeable being alive.

agree $target

You nod in enthusiastic agreement with $target.

$typer nods in enthusiastic agreement with you.

$typer nods in enthusiastic agreement with $target.

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anticipate

You murmur 'Sssssoonnn, my presssssciousssss...'

$typer murmurs 'Ssssssooonnnn, my pressssscioussss...'

anticipate self

NOTHING

anticipate $target

NOTHING

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apologize

You apologize until you are blue in the face.

$typer apologizes profusely.

apologize self

NOTHING

apologize $target

You might as well apologize because he sure as hell won't.

$typer apologizes to you and begs for forgiveness.

$typer apologizes to $target with a very sincere look on his face.

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applaud

Clap, clap, clap.

$typer gives a round of applause.

applaud self

You applaud at yourself. Boy, are we conceited!

$typer applauds at himself. Boy, are we conceited!

applaud $target

You clap at $target's actions.

$typer gives you a round of applause. You MUST'VE done something good!

$typer claps at $target's actions.

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babble

You babble endlessly.

$typer babbles endlessly, won't he EVER shut up?

babble self

You babble on and on to yourself, FINALLY! someone who LISTENS!!

$typer babbles quietly to himself.

babble $target

You babble to $target for hours on end.

$typer babbles at you. You nod mechanically, hoping he will shut up soon.

$typer babbles to $target for what seems an eternity, how can $target stand it?

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bat

Huh?

NOTHING

bat self

Huh?

NOTHING

bat $target

Huh?

NOTHING

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beam

You beam delightedly at nothing in particular.

$typer beams broadly at nothing in particular.

beam self

Well, aren't you special?

$typer beams at himself, obviously pleased.

beam $target

You dazzle $target with your smile.

$typer must like you a great deal to beam at you so broadly!

$typer must like $target a great deal to beam at it so broadly!

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bearhug

Whom do you wish to bearhug?

NOTHING

bearhug self

You vainly clutch yourself in a bearhug for consolation.

$typer hugs himself as tightly as possible. Looks like he could use a hand.

bearhug $target

You overwhelm $target with a great, big, hulking bearhug.

$typer clutches you tightly in an overwhelming bearhug!

$typer encompasses $target in an ENORMOUS bearhug!

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beckon

You beckon for everyone to follow.

$typer beckons for everyone to follow.

beckon self

You beckon to your shadow to follow.

$typer beckons to his shadow to follow.

beckon $target

You beckon for $target to follow!

$typer beckons for you to follow.

$typer beckons $target to follow.

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beg

You beg the gods for mercy.

The gods fall down laughing at $typer's request for mercy.

beg self

Begging yourself for money doesn't help.

NOTHING

beg $target

You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from him.

$typer begs $target for a dime or two - or twenty !

$typer begs you for money. You graciously let him peep at your fortune.

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bite

Huh?

NOTHING

bite self

Huh?

NOTHING

bite $target

Huh?

NOTHING

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bkiss

You blow kisses to the air.

$typer blows kisses at no one in particular.

bkiss self

You blow a kiss to yourself... isn't the world beautiful?

$typer blows a kiss to himself, obviously very in love.

bkiss $target

You blow a kiss at $target and wonder if he will catch it.

$typer blows a kiss at you and hopes you'll blow one back at him.

$typer blows a kiss at $target ... isn't he so CUTE?

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bleed

You bleed profusely -- making a horrible mess!

$typer weakly bleeds all over the floor.

bleed self

You bleed all over yourself.

$typer bleeds profusely all over himself.

bleed $target

You bleed on $target -- ewww!

$typer bleeds on you -- ewww! Get away!!

$typer bleeds on $target. Watch out, YOU might be next!

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blink

You blink in surprise.

$typer blinks.

blink self

NOTHING

blink $target

You blink in surprise at $target.

$typer blinks in surprise at you.

$typer blinks in surprise at $target.

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blush

Your cheeks are burning.

$typer blushes.

blush self

You blush at your own folly.

$typer blushes as he notices his boo-boo.

blush $target

You get all flustered up seeing him.

$typer blushes as he sees you here. Such an effect on people!

$typer blushes as he sees $target here.

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boast

You boast loudly of all your amazing accomplishments.

$typer boasts loudly in a pigheaded fashion.

boast self

You boast to yourself of all your great feats! Your own biggest fan.

$typer boasts to himself -- what an ego!

boast $target

You boast to $target of all your great deeds.

Once again, $typer boasts to you, what a bloated ego!

$typer boasts to $target.

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boggle

You boggle at the concept.

$typer boggles at the concept.

boggle self

You boggle at yourself. Hmmm...intriguing.

$typer boggles quietly to himself.

boggle $target

You boggle at $target.

$typer boggles at you.

$typer boggles at $target.

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bonk

Who do you want to bonk?

NOTHING

bonk self

You bonk yourself, fool that you are.

$typer bonks himself and grimaces in pain.

bonk $target

You bonk $target on the head for being such a moron.

$typer bonks you on the head for being so foolish.

$typer bonks $target on the head for being such an UTTER moron.

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bounce

BOIINNNNNNGG!

$typer bounces around with a happy smile.

bounce self

NOTHING

bounce $target

You bounce onto his lap and wiggle about.

$typer bounces onto your lap and wiggles about.

$typer bounces onto $target's lap and wiggles about.

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bow

You bow deeply.

$typer bows deeply.

bow self

NOTHING

bow $target

You bow before him.

$typer bows before you.

$typer bows before $target.

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brb

Hope to see you soon!

$typer will be right back!

brb self

NOTHING

brb $target

NOTHING

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buff

You buff your nails on your cloak.

$typer buffs his nails on his cloak.

buff self

NOTHING

buff $target

NOTHING

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burp

You burp loudly.

$typer burps loudly.

burp self

You burp at yourself.

$typer burps at himself. What a sick sight.

burp $target

You burp loudly to him in response.

$typer burps loudly in response to your remark.

$typer burps loudly in response to $target's remark.

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cackle

You cackle gleefully.

$typer throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

cackle self

You cackle at yourself. Now, THAT'S strange!

$typer is really crazy now! he cackles at himself.

cackle $target

You cackle gleefully at $target

$typer cackles gleefully at you. Better keep your distance from him.

$typer cackles gleefully at $target.

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charge

Huh?

NOTHING

charge self

Huh?

NOTHING

charge $target

Huh?

NOTHING

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cheer

You cheer and dance as the joy within you bursts forth!

$typer cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy!

cheer self

You cheer silently for yourself since nobody else will

$typer resorts to cheering for himself... how sad.

cheer $target

You cheer $target on and wish him good luck!

You are cheered on by $typer... you feel so loved!

*Yay!* Go $target!!! $typer cheers it on.

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chortle

Heh.

$typer chortles mischievously.

chortle self

You chortle at your own joke.

$typer chortles at his own joke. Don't bother.

chortle $target

You chortle mischievously at $target.

$typer chortles mischievously at you.

$typer chortles mischievously at $target.

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chuckle

You chuckle politely.

$typer chuckles politely.

chuckle self

You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.

$typer chuckles at his own joke, since none of you would.

chuckle $target

You chuckle at his joke.

$typer chuckles at your joke.

$typer chuckles at $target's joke.

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clap

You clap your hands together.

$typer shows his approval by clapping his hands together.

clap self

You clap at your own performance.

$typer claps at his own performance.

clap $target

You clap at his performance.

$typer claps at your performance.

$typer claps at $target's performance.

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collapse

You collapse on the floor from exhaustion.

$typer dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion.

collapse self

NOTHING

collapse $target

You collapse right into $target's arms.

Suddenly, $typer collapses into your arms from exhaustion.

$typer collapses right into $target's arms.

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comb

Long inventory selected.

NOTHING

comb self

Combined inventory selected.

NOTHING

comb $target

Long inventory selected.

NOTHING

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comfort

Do you feel uncomfortable?

NOTHING

comfort self

You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.

$typer has no one to comfort him but himself

comfort $target

You comfort him.

$typer comforts you.

$typer comforts $target.

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confused

Your confusion is showing.

$typer blinks slowly...

confused self

NOTHING

confused $target

You blink slowly, trying to decipher his comment.

$typer blinks slowly. Maybe you left a word out of your sentence?

$typer blinks slowly. Maybe $target left a word out of its sentence...

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conspire

You wink conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign.

$typer winks conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign.

conspire self

$typer is paranoid enough to distrust even himself.

#

conspire $target

You induct his into your private conspiracy with a wink.

$typer inducts you into him private conspiracy with a wink.

$typer winks conspiratorily at $target. You wonder what this can mean.

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contemplate

You bite your lip contemplatively.

$typer bites his lip contemplatively.

contemplate self

NOTHING

contemplate $target

NOTHING

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cough

You cough loudly.

$typer coughs loudly.

cough self

NOTHING

cough $target

You cough at $target. Ick.

$typer coughs at you. Ick. Germs.

$typer coughs at $target. Ick.

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cover

You cover your ears to protect them from the noise.

$typer covers his ears to protect them from all the noise.

cover self

No... I don't think so.

NOTHING

cover $target

You glare at $target and cover your ears.

$typer covers his ears because of you... you are TOO LOUD!

$typer glares at $target and covers his ears.

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cower

You cower in a corner.

$typer cowers in a corner and whimpers softly.

cower self

You are afraid of your own shadow!

$typer cowers in the corner afraid of his own shadow

cower $target

You cower away from $target and his harsh words.

You scared poor $typer! Now his is cowering in a corner, afraid for his life.

$typer cowers in a corner, terrified that $target will come after him.

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cramp

You gasp and clutch your abdomen, wheezing with the pain.

$typer gasps and clutches him abdomen in agony.

cramp self

NOTHING

cramp $target

You hammerlock him, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!"

$typer hammerlocks you, screaming "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!"

$typer hammerlocks $target, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!".

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cringe

You cringe in terror.

$typer cringes in terror!

cringe self

I beg your pardon?

NOTHING

cringe $target

You cringe away from him.

$typer cringes away from you.

$typer cringes away from $target in mortal terror.

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criticize

Yes, but who?

NOTHING

criticize self

You criticize yourself profusely.

$typer tears himself apart, cursing his own stupidity.

criticize $target

You criticize him with all the warmth of a snake.

$typer informs you that your attempts need some MAJOR adjustments.

With a nasty grin, $typer rips apart $targets efforts.

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cry

You burst into tears.

$typer bursts into tears.

cry self

You cry to yourself.

$typer sobs quietly to himself.

cry $target

You cry on his shoulder.

$typer cries on your shoulder.

$typer cries on $target's shoulder.

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cuddle

Who do you feel like cuddling today?

NOTHING

cuddle self

You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)

$typer cuddles up to his shadow. What a sorry sight.

cuddle $target

You cuddle him.

$typer cuddles you.

$typer cuddles $target.

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curse

You swear loudly for a long time.

$typer curses bitterly.

curse self

You swear at your own mistakes.

$typer starts swearing at himself.

curse $target

You swear at him.

$typer swears at you!

$typer swears at $target.

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curtsey

You curtsey to your audience.

$typer curtseys gracefully.

curtsey self

You curtsey to your audience (yourself).

$typer curtseys to himself, since no one is paying attention to him.

curtsey $target

You curtsey to him.

$typer curtseys gracefully for you.

$typer curtseys gracefully to $target.

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dance

Feels silly, doesn't it?

$typer dances wildly before you!

dance self

You skip and dance around by yourself.

$typer skips a light Fandango.

dance $target

You dance with him.

$typer dances with you.

$typer dances with $target.

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daydream

You dream of better times.

$typer looks absent-minded, his eyes staring into space.

daydream self

NOTHING

daydream $target

NOTHING

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drool

You drool down the front of your shirt.

$typer drools all over himself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!

drool self

You drool down the front of your shirt.

$typer drools all over himself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!

drool $target

You drool messily on $target.

$typer looks at you lustily and drools.

$typer drools upon $target.

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duck

DUCK!!!!

$typer ducks defensively.

duck self

NOTHING

duck $target

You duck defensively, anticipating the oncoming swipe from $target.

$typer ducks, please oh please don't hit him!

$typer ducks, anticipating $target's reaction.

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egrin

You grin evilly.

$typer grins evilly.

egrin self

You grin at youself. You must be getting very bad thoughts.

$typer grins at himself. You must wonder what's in his mind.

egrin $target

You grin evilly at him.

$typer grins evilly at you. Hmmm. Better keep your distance.

$typer grins evilly at $target.

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embrace

Who would you like to embrace?

NOTHING

embrace self

You try to console yourself with a loving embrace.

$typer tries to console himself by wrapping his arms around himself.

embrace $target

You wrap your arms around $target in a warm and loving embrace.

$typer takes you in his arms in a warm and loving embrace.

$typer wraps his arms around $target in a warm and loving embrace.

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explode

You feel the blood boiling in your veins!

$typer turns a deep red, fighting to contain his temper...

explode self

Your soul burns brightly then fades to nothing.

$typer implodes!!! Only a grease spot remains where he once stood.

explode $target

You feel your rage explode deep in the pit of your stomach...

$typer is ANGRY with you... I'd run if I were you!!!

$typer burns holes through $target with his explosive anger!

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eyebrow

You raise an eyebrow.

$typer raises an eyebrow.

eyebrow self

NOTHING

eyebrow $target

You raise your eyebrow at $target.

$typer raises an eyebrow at you.

$typer raises an eyebrow at $target.

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faint

You faint.

$typer faints.

faint self

NOTHING

faint $target

You faint into his arms.

$typer just fainted into YOUR arms.

$typer faints into $target's open arms.

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fart

Where are your manners?

$typer lets off a real rip-roarer ... What a stink!

fart self

You fart at yourself. You deserve it.

$typer farts at himself. Better him than you.

fart $target

You fart at him. Boy, you are sick.

$typer farts in your direction. You gasp for air.

$typer farts in the direction of $target. Better flee before he turns to you!

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flare

You flare your nostrils disdainfully.

$typer flares his nostrils disdainfully.

flare self

*Sniff* But you should LOVE yourself!

NOTHING

flare $target

You flare your nostrils disdainfully at $target... HOW RUDE!

$typer flares his nostrils disdainfully at you... what'd you DO???

$typer flares his nostrils disdainfully at $target and turns up his snobbish nose.

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flex

You flex your muscles proudly!

$typer flexes his muscles...what a stud!?!

flex self

NOTHING

flex $target

You show off to $target, flexing your muscles proudly.

$typer flexes his muscles in a vain attempt to show off to you.

$typer flexes his muscles, in a vain attempt to impress $target.

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flinch

EEEK... You flinch in obvious pain.

$typer flinches in obvious pain... you wonder what he did THIS time.

flinch self

You can't belive what you've done...

$typer twitches violently, shocked at his own behavior.

flinch $target

Don't you wish you could just crawl under a rock and die?

$typer flinches in response to your cold rebuke.

$typer sneaks a glance at $target and flinches.

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flip

You toss a gold coin into the air ... Heads!

NOTHING

flip self

You toss a gold coin into the air ... Tails!

NOTHING

flip $target

You toss a gold coin into the air ... Heads!

NOTHING

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flirt

You flirt outrageously.

$typer is an outrageous flirt.

flirt self

You flirt with yourself -- what ARE you trying to gain!?!?!?

$typer flirts with himself, wonder what he is trying to accomplish?

flirt $target

You flirt with $target trying to get his attention.

$typer flirts with you.

$typer flirts with $target, hmmm wonder what he wants? *wink*

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flutter

You flutter your eyelashes seductively.

$typer flutters his eyelashes seductively.

flutter self

NOTHING

flutter $target

You flutter your eyelashes at $target, trying to be seductive.

$typer flutters his eyelashes at you coyly.

$typer flirts with $target, flutters his eyelashes at it.

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french

Kiss whom?

NOTHING

french self

You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.

$typer makes an attempt at kissing himself.

french $target

You give $target a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...

$typer gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...

$typer kisses $target passionately.

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frown

You frown disapprovingly.

$typer frowns.

frown self

You frown at yourself. Poor baby.

$typer frowns at himself. What a sad puppy....

frown $target

You frown at what he did.

$typer frowns at what you did.

$typer frowns at what $target did.

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fume

Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly.

$typer grits his teeth and fumes with rage.

fume self

That's right - hate yourself!

$typer clenches his fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.

fume $target

You stare at him, fuming.

$typer stares at you, fuming with rage!

$typer stares at $target, fuming with rage.

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gack

Gaaack!

$typer gacks with dismay!

gack self

*GACK!*

Appalled, $typer gacks at himself!

gack $target

Appalled, you gack at $target.

$typer gacks, and looks your way, dismayed.

$typer gacks expressively, shooting $target a dismayed look.

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gasp

You gasp in astonishment.

$typer gasps in astonishment.

gasp self

You look at yourself and gasp!

$typer takes one look at himself and gasps in astonisment!

gasp $target

You gasp as you realize what he did.

$typer gasps as he realizes what you did.

$typer gasps as he realizes what $target did.

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giggle

You giggle.

$typer giggles.

giggle self

You giggle at yourself, which makes you giggle at yourself, which makes you ...

$typer giggles at himself. he must be nervous or something.

giggle $target

You giggle in his presence.

$typer giggles at you. Hope it's not contagious!

$typer giggles at $target's actions.

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glare

You glare at nothing in particular.

$typer glares around him.

glare self

You glare icily at your feet.

$typer glares at his feet, what is bothering him?

glare $target

You glare icily at him.

$typer glares icily at you.

$typer glares at $target.

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grimace

You grimace painfully at the thought.

$typer grimaces painfully at the thought.

grimace self

You grimace painfully at your thoughts.

$typer grimaces painfully to himself.

grimace $target

You grimace at $target.

$typer grimaces at you. What could be wrong?

$typer grimaces at $typer.

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grin

You grin.

$typer grins.

grin self

You grin to yourself.

$typer grins to himself.

grin $target

You grin at him.

$typer grins at you.

$typer grins at $target.

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groan

You groan loudly.

$typer groans loudly.

groan self

You groan as you realize what you have done.

$typer groans as he realizes what he has done.

groan $target

You groan at the sight of him.

$typer groans at the sight of you.

$typer groans at the sight of $target.

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grovel

You grovel in the dirt.

$typer grovels in the dirt.

grovel self

That seems a little silly to me.

NOTHING

grovel $target

You grovel before him

$typer grovels in the dirt before you.

$typer grovels in the dirt before $target.

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growl

Grrrrrrrrrr...

$typer growls.

growl self

You growl at yourself. Boy, do you feel bitter!

$typer growls at himself. This could get interesting...

growl $target

Grrrrrrrrrr....take that, $target!!!

$typer growls at you. Hey, two can play it that way!

$typer growls at $target. Better leave the room before the fighting starts.

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grumble

You grumble distractedly to yourself.

$typer grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...

grumble self

Why bother?

NOTHING

grumble $target

You grumble at $target, disgusted with their presence.

$typer is grumbling at you... what'd you do?

$typer seems to be a grumpy bear... he is grumbling at poor $target.

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handkiss

Kiss whose hand?

NOTHING

handkiss self

You kiss your own hand.

$typer kisses his own hand.

handkiss $target

You kiss his hand.

$typer kisses your hand. How continental!

$typer kisses $target's hand. How continental!

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head

You toss your head haughtily.

$typer tosses his head haughtily.

head self

Why would you do that?

NOTHING

head $target

You toss your head haughtily at $target.

$typer tossed his head haughtily at you.

$typer tosses his head haughtily at $target.

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hiccup

*HIC*

$typer hiccups.

hiccup self

NOTHING

hiccup $target

NOTHING

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highfive

You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to...umm...absolutely nothing.

$typer wildly high fives the air, looking very foolish -- very foolish indeed.

highfive self

You try to give yourself a high five. What ARE you thinking?

$typer tries to high five himself, but ends up looking foolish instead.

highfive $target

You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to $target!

$typer gives you a BIG high five! Way to go!!

$typer enthusiastically high-five's $target!

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hop

You hop around like a little kid.

$typer hops around like a little kid.

hop self

NOTHING

hop $target

NOTHING

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howl

You howl loudly.

$typer howls disturbingly.

howl self

NOTHING

howl $target

You howl soulfully at $target.

$typer howls soulfully at you.

$typer howls at $target.

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hshake

Whose hand do you want to shake?

NOTHING

hshake self

NOTHING

hshake $target

You shake $target's hand.

$typer shakes your hand.

$typer shakes $target's hand.

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hug

Hug who?

NOTHING

hug self

You hug yourself.

$typer hugs himself in a vain attempt to get friendship.

hug $target

You hug him.

$typer hugs you.

$typer hugs $target.

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hush

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

$typer requests everyone quiet down. Shhhhhhhhhhh...

hush self

You realize you are loud and obnoxious and try to silence yourself.

$typer covers his mouth in an attempt to silence himself.

hush $target

You nicely ask $target to be more quiet.

$typer kindly requests that you please quiet down.

$typer nicely asks $target to be more quiet.

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innocent

You innocently whistle a tune.

$typer looks around and whistles innocently.

innocent self

NOTHING

innocent $target

You look at $target and bat your eyelashes -- the picture of innocence!

$typer looks at you and innocently bats his eyelashes.

$typer bats his eyelashes innocently at $target.

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insane

You feel your sanity slipping away...

Before your eyes, $typer's sanity is slipping away...

insane self

NOTHING

insane $target

NOTHING

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judge

Yes, but who?

NOTHING

judge self

You don't REALLY want to do that.

NOTHING

judge $target

You judge him on a scale of 1 to 10.

$typer judges your actions on a scale of 1 to 10 and comes up with ZERO!!!

On a scale from 1 to 10, $typer thinks $target is a complete ZERO!!!

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kiss

Isn't there someone you want to kiss?

NOTHING

kiss self

All the lonely people :(

NOTHING

kiss $target

You kiss him.

$typer kisses you.

$typer kisses $target.

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kneel1

You get down on one knee.

$typer kneels on one knee.

kneel1 self

That would be stupid.

NOTHING

kneel1 $target

You kneel on one knee before him.

$typer kneels on one knee before you.

$typer kneels on one knee before $target.

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kneel2

You humbly get down on both knees.

$typer humbly kneels on both knees.

kneel2 self

That would be stupid.

NOTHING

kneel2 $target

You humbly kneel on both knees before him

$typer humbly kneels on both knees before you.

$typer humbly kneels on both knees before $target.

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lag

Yes, yes.

$typer is m o v i n g v e ry sl o w l y ...

lag self

NOTHING

lag $target

NOTHING

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laugh

You fall down laughing.

$typer falls down laughing.

laugh self

You laugh at yourself. I would, too.

$typer laughs at himself. Let's all join in!!!

laugh $target

You laugh at $target.

$typer laughs at you. Hmmmmph.

$typer laughs at $target.

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leer

You peer around the room, leering.

$typer peers about, leering.

leer self

NOTHING

leer $target

You leer at $target.

$typer leers at you.

$typer leers at $target.

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lick

You lick your mouth and smile.

$typer licks his mouth and smiles.

lick self

NOTHING

lick $target

You lick $target.

$typer licks you.

$typer licks $target.

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lightbulb

*Ding!* Inspiration!

An illusionary torch briefly appears above $typer's head!

lightbulb self

NOTHING

lightbulb $target

NOTHING

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love

You love the whole world.

$typer loves everybody in the world.

love self

Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does !)

$typer loves himself, can you believe it ?

love $target

You tell your true feelings to $target.

$typer whispers to you sweet words of love.

$typer whispers softly to $target.

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massage

Massage what? Thin air?

NOTHING

massage self

NOTHING

massage $target

You gently massage $target's shoulders.

$typer gently massages your shoulders - Ahhhhhhhhhh...

$typer massages $target's shoulders.

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meditate

You assume a very comfortable position and begin to meditate.

$typer rests and begins to meditate... he chants softly to himself.

meditate self

NOTHING

meditate $target

NOTHING

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mischievous

You give a mischievous smile at the trouble you have in mind.

$typer grins mischievously at a nasty idea.

mischievous self

You grin mischievously to yourself.

$typer grins mischievously to himself.

mischievous $target

You grin mischievously at him, thinking an evil thought.

$typer grins mischievously at you. You inch toward the door.

$typer grins mischievously at $target. him must be thinking something evil.

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moan

You start to moan.

$typer starts moaning.

moan self

NOTHING

moan $target

You moan at the sight of $target.

$typer moans at you.

$typer moans at the sight of $target.

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mull

You mull over the idea at hand, asking for patience.

$typer mulls over the idea at hand. Please be patient.

mull self

NOTHING

mull $target

NOTHING

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mutter

You mutter quietly to yourself.

$typer mutters something quietly to himself.

mutter self

You mutter quietly to yourself.

$typer mutters something quietly to himself.

mutter $target

You mutter something to $target.

$typer looks at you and mutters something nasty under his breath.

$typer looks at $target and mutters something nasty under his breath.

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nibble

Nibble on who ?

NOTHING

nibble self

You nibble on your OWN ear ???????????????????

$typer nibbles on his OWN ear (I wonder how it is done !!).

nibble $target

You nibble on $target's ear.

$typer nibbles on your ear.

$typer nibbles on $target's ear.

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nod

You nod.

$typer nods.

nod self

You attempt to nod at yourself and get dizzy instead.

$typer nods quietly to himself. What a wacko.

nod $target

You nod at $target.

$typer nods at you in agreement.

$typer nods at $target.

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noogie

You can't noogie the AIR! It has no head.

NOTHING

noogie self

You rub your head and create a static charge...

$typer rubs his OWN head and creates a static charge... *ZAP*

noogie $target

You grab $target, get him in a head lock and NOOGIE him!

Oh NO, $typer grabs you, throws you in a head lock and NOOGIES you!

$typer grabs $target in a head lock and NOOGIES it... ARGH!!!

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nudge

Nudge whom?

NOTHING

nudge self

You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.

$typer nudges himself, to keep himself awake.

nudge $target

You nudge him.

$typer nudges you.

$typer nudges $target.

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nuzzle

Nuzzle who??

NOTHING

nuzzle self

You can't nuzzle yourself. It's impossible.

NOTHING

nuzzle $target

You nuzzle his neck softly.

$typer softly nuzzles your neck.

$typer softly nuzzles $target's neck.

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passout

You belch and pass out.

$typer is OBVIOUSLY intoxicated... he burps loudly and passes out!

passout self

NOTHING

passout $target

NOTHING

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pat

Pat who?

NOTHING

pat self

You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.

$typer pats himself on the head.

pat $target

You pat $target on his head.

$typer pats you on your head.

$typer pats $target on its head.

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patronize

Pat who patronizingly?

NOTHING

patronize self

NOTHING

patronize $target

You pat $target patronizingly on his head.

$typer pats you patronizingly on your head.

$typer pats $target patronizingly on its head.

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peck

Wouldn't you like to do that to a person, or do you prefer air?

NOTHING

peck self

You must REALLY like yourself.

$typer tries in vain to wrap his lips around his cheeks.

peck $target

Risking a slap to the face, you give $target a peck on the cheek.

$typer pecks you on the cheek, how sweet!

$typer smiles and gives $target a chaste peck on the cheek.

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peer

You peer around yourself intently.

$typer peers around himself intently.

peer self

You get a little cross-eyed with your attempts to stare yourself down.

$typer peers at himself, crossing his eyes in the process.

peer $target

You peer intently at $target.

$typer peers at you intently.

$typer peers intently at $target.

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pinch

Who do you want to pinch?

<@@@>

pinch self

You pinch yourself to see if you are dreaming!

$typer pinches himself to see if he is dreaming!

pinch $target

You squeeze his bottom and grin.

$typer pinches your bottom and grins.

$typer pinches $target's bottom and grins.

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pissed

You are PISSED!

$typer is PISSED so watch out!

pissed self

You are PISSED at yourself!

$typer is so pissed at himself. How could he be so stupid???

pissed $target

You turn a stoney gaze toward $target... you are SOOO pissed at $target!

$typer is pissed at you now... What do you think he'll DO?

$typer glares at $typer.... $typer is SOOO PISSED at him!

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plead

You beg and plead to anyone who will listen.

$typer pleads to anyone who will listen.

plead self

NOTHING

plead $target

You plead to $target.

$typer pleads to you.

$typer pleads to $target.

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point

You point in every direction.

$typer points excitedly!

point self

You point at yourself, obviously very confused.

$typer points at himself, obviously very confused.

point $target

You point at $target.

$typer points at you. How rude!

$typer points excitedly at $target!

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poke

Poke who??

NOTHING

poke self

You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.

$typer pokes himself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.

poke $target

You poke him in the ribs.

$typer pokes you in the ribs.

$typer pokes $target in the ribs.

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polite

You give a polite little chuckle.

$typer gives a polite little chuckle.

polite self

You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.

$typer chuckles at his own joke, since none of you would.

polite $target

You indicate your underappreciation of his joke.

$typer gives a politle but unappreciative chuckle to your joke.

$typer gives a polite little chuckle to $target's joke.

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ponder

You ponder the question.

$typer sits down and thinks deeply.

ponder self

NOTHING

ponder $target

NOTHING

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pound

You make vague pounding motions with your fist at the thought.

$typer makes vague pounding motions with him fist at the thought.

pound self

NOTHING

pound $target

NOTHING

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pout

Ah, don't take it so hard.

$typer pouts.

pout self

NOTHING

pout $target

You pout in $target's direction.

$typer pouts in your direction.

$typer pouts in $target's direction.

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powertrip

You scream 'The PPppppPOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!' and writhe.

$typer writhes, screaming 'The PPppppPOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!'

powertrip self

NOTHING

powertrip $target

NOTHING

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propose

You propose to everyone in the room.

$typer proposes to everyone in the room. Very odd.

propose self

You are SO full of yourself!

$typer proposes to himself -- how narcissistic!

propose $target

You kneel and romantically propose to $target.

$typer gets down on one knee and romantically proposes to you.

$typer gets on one knee and proposes to $target.

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puke

You puke...chunks everywhere!!! YUK!

$typer pukes, looking very bedraggled and nauseated.

puke self

You puke on yourself.

$typer pukes on his clothes.

puke $target

You puke on him.

$typer spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!

$typer pukes on $target.

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punch

Punch whom?

NOTHING

punch self

You punch yourself. You deserve it.

$typer punches himself. Why don't you join in?

punch $target

You punch him playfully.

$typer punches you playfully. OUCH!

$typer punches $target playfully.

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purr

You purrrrrrr contentedly.

$typer purrs contentedly.

purr self

You purr quietly to yourself.

$typer purrs contentedly to himself.

purr $target

You rub up against $target and purr contentedly.

$typer rubs up against you and purrs contentedly.

$typer rubs against $target and purrs contentedly.

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ramble

You ramble on and on.

$typer rambles on about a boring exploit.

ramble self

NOTHING

ramble $target

You ramble on to $target about your past adventures.

$typer tells you a rather boring tale, you feign interest.

$typer blithers on and on to $target about something.

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raspberry

You stick your tongue out.

$typer sticks his tongue out.

raspberry self

NOTHING

raspberry $target

You give $target the raspberry.

$typer sticks his tongue out at you.

$typer gives $target the raspberry.

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rofl

You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.

$typer falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

rofl self

NOTHING

rofl $target

You fall to the floor laughing at $target's remark.

$typer rolls on the floor laughing at your antics!

$typer rolls on the floor laughing at $target's antics!

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roll

You roll your eyes in disgust.

$typer rolls his eyes, disgusted.

roll self

At whom do you wish to roll your eyes?

NOTHING

roll $target

You look at $target and roll your eyes in disgust.

$typer rolls his eyes at you.

$typer rolls his eyes in disgust at $target.

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rub

You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation.

$typer rubs his hands together in greedy anticipation.

rub self

NOTHING

rub $target

NOTHING

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ruffle

You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.

NOTHING

ruffle self

You ruffle your hair.

$typer ruffles his hair.

ruffle $target

You ruffle $target's hair playfully.

$typer ruffles your hair playfully.

$typer ruffles $target's hair playfully.

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run

You run away in terror and horror!

$typer runs away in utter terror!

run self

Are you THAT ugly?

$typer looks in the mirror, sees his face, and runs away terrified!

run $target

You run away from $target in complete terror!

$typer runs from you, fearing for his life!

$typer runs away from $target in utter terror and horror!

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sage

You nod sagely.

$typer nods sagely.

sage self

You nod sagely to yourself.

$typer nods sagely to himself.

sage $target

You nod sagely at him. Yes, you know. You know.

$typer nods sagely in your direction.

$typer nods sagely at $target. he must know something.

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salute

You stand at attention and salute.

$typer stands at attention and salutes.

salute self

That would be stupid.

NOTHING

salute $target

You stand at attention facing him and salute.

$typer stands at attention facing you and salutes.

$typer stands at attention facing $target and salutes.

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scratch

You scratch yourself contentedly.

$typer reaches down and scratches himself... Now he looks VERY happy.

scratch self

NOTHING

scratch $target

NOTHING

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scream

ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!

$typer screams loudly!

scream self

You scream at yourself. Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!

$typer screams loudly at himself! Is there a full moon up?

scream $target

ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! Yes, it MUST have been his fault!!!

$typer screams at you! That's not nice! *sniff*

$typer screams loudly at $target. Better leave before $typer blames you, too!!!

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scuff

You scuff your foot sheepishly.

$typer scuffs his foot in the dirt, looking very sheepish.

scuff self

NOTHING

scuff $target

You scuff your foot, avoiding $target's gaze.

$typer scuffs his foot and shyly avoids your gaze.

$typer scuffs his foot and shyly avoids $target's gaze.

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serenade

You raise your voice in a loud serenade to your invisible love.

$typer raises his voice to serenade the world.

serenade self

You sing a loud serenade to yourself. What type of person are you?!

$typer serenades himself. What an ego!

serenade $target

You raise your voice in a loving serenade to $target.

$typer serenades you, you are swept away by his voice.

$typer raises his voice in a loving serenade to $target.

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shake

You shake your head.

$typer shakes his head.

shake self

You are shaken by yourself.

$typer shakes and quivers.

shake $target

You shake his hand.

$typer shakes your hand.

$typer shakes $target's hand.

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shiver

Brrrrrrrrr.

$typer shivers uncomfortably.

shiver self

You shiver to yourself?

$typer scares himself to shivers.

shiver $target

You shiver at the thought of him.

$typer shivers at the thought of you.

$typer shivers at the thought of $target.

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shrug

You shrug.

$typer shrugs helplessly.

shrug self

NOTHING

shrug $target

You shrug at him.

$typer shrugs at you.

$typer shrugs at $target.

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shudder

You shudder at the horror and repress tears.

$typer shudders at the horror and represses tears.

shudder self

NOTHING

shudder $target

NOTHING

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sigh

You sigh.

$typer sighs.

sigh self

You sigh at yourself. You MUST be lonely.

$typer sighs at himself. What a sorry sight.

sigh $target

You sigh as you think of him.

$typer sighs as he thinks of you. Touching, huh?

$typer sighs at the sight of $target.

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silly

You do the silly walk all around the room.

$typer does the silly walk all around the room. he *is* silly.

silly self

NOTHING

silly $target

NOTHING

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sing

You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.

$typer begins to sing.

sing self

You sing a little ditty to yourself.

$typer sings a little ditty to himself.

sing $target

You sing to him.

$typer sings to you! How sweet!

$typer sings to $target.

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slap

What is the sound of one hand slapping?

NOTHING

slap self

You slap yourself, silly you.

$typer slaps himself, really strange ...

slap $target

*thwock!* You slap $target ringingly.

$typer slaps you stingingly.

*thwock!* $typer slaps $target!

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slobber

You slobber down your front.

$typer slobbers all over himself.

slobber self

NOTHING

slobber $target

You slobber on $target.

$typer slobbers disgustingly on you.

$typer slobbers on $target **Yuck**

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smile

$typer smiles.

$typer smiles happily.

smile self

$typer smiles. $typer

$typer smiles at himself.

smile $target

$typer smiles. $target

$typer smiles at you.

$typer beams a smile at $target.

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smirk

You smirk.

$typer smirks.

smirk self

You smirk at yourself. Okay.....

$typer smirks at his own 'wisdom'.

smirk $target

You smirk at him.

$typer smirks at your saying.

$typer smirks at $target.

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snap

You snap your fingers.

$typer snaps his fingers.

snap self

You snap yourself to attention.

$typer snaps himself to attention.

snap $target

You snap at him.

$typer snaps at you.

$typer snaps at $target.

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snarl

You grizzle your teeth and look mean.

$typer snarls angrily.

snarl self

You snarl at yourself.

$typer snarls at himself.

snarl $target

You snarl at him.

$typer snarls at you, for some reason.

$typer snarls at $target.

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sneer

You sneer in contempt at what you see.

$typer sneers at what he sees.

sneer self

You sneer at yourself secretly.

$typer sneers to himself about something.

sneer $target

You sneer at him.

$typer sneers at you.

$typer sneers at $target.

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sneeze

You sneeze loudly.

$typer sneezes.

sneeze self

NOTHING

sneeze $target

You sneeze on $target. Ick! Germs!

$typer sneezes on you. Ick! Germs!

$typer sneezes on $target. Ick! Germs!

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snicker

You snicker softly.

$typer snickers softly.

snicker self

You snicker at your own thoughts.

$typer snickers at his own thoughts.

snicker $target

You snicker at him.

$typer snickers at you.

$typer snickers at $target.

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sniff

You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*

$typer sniffs sadly.

sniff self

You sniff sadly.

$typer sniffs sadly at himself. Something MUST be bothering him.

sniff $target

You sniff sadly at $target.

$typer sniffs sadly at you.

$typer sniffs sadly at $target.

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snore

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

$typer snores loudly.

snore self

NOTHING

snore $target

NOTHING

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snort

You snort derisively.

$typer snorts derisively.

snort self

You snort derisively at yourself.

$typer snorts derisively at hisself.

snort $target

You snort derisively at $target.

$typer snorts at you.

$typer snorts derisively at $target.

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snuggle

Who?

NOTHING

snuggle self

You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.

$typer snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.

snuggle $target

You snuggle him.

$typer snuggles up to you.

$typer snuggles up to $target.

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sob

You sob quietly to yourself.

$typer sobs in misery.

sob self

NOTHING

sob $target

You sob quietly to yourself because $target has hurt your feelings so badly.

You feel like a cad because you've made $typer sob.

$typer sobs quietly to himself because $target was a jerk!

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spit

You spit in utter disgust.

$typer spits in utter disgust!

spit self

You spit on yourself, pretty nasty eh?

$typer spits on himself...what a sicko!

spit $target

You spit on $target...you're gross!

$typer spits on you -- how gross!

$typer spits on $target.

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squeal

You squeal with delight!

$typer lets out a sudden squeal of delight!

squeal self

NOTHING

squeal $target

You look at $target and squeal with delight!

$typer looks at you and squeals with delight!

$typer squeals with delight at $target.

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squeeze

Where, what, how, WHO ???

NOTHING

squeeze self

You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!

$typer squeezes himself.

squeeze $target

You squeeze him fondly.

$typer squeezes you fondly.

$typer squeezes $target fondly.

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squirm

You squirm uncontrollably in your consternation.

$typer squirms uncontrollably, suddenly looking very uncomfortable.

squirm self

NOTHING

squirm $target

You look at $target and squirm with delight.

$typer looks at you and squirms with delight.

$typer looks at $target and squirms with delight.

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stagger

You stagger blindly around the room.

$typer staggers blindly around the room.

stagger self

NOTHING

stagger $target

You stagger toward $target as the room begins to spin.

$typer staggers blindly into you.

$typer staggers into $target.

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stare

You stare at the sky.

$typer stares at the sky.

stare self

NOTHING

stare $target

You stare at $target.

$typer stares at you.

$typer stares at $target.

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starve

You show your prominent ribs and hope that someone will take pity.

$typer is withering before your eyes! Starvation!

starve self

NOTHING

starve $target

You throw yourself upon his mercy, begging for food.

$typer is starving before your eyes! Could you spare some food, please?

$typer begs $target for food. One would think that magic would have cured hunger by now...

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stretch

You lean back and streeeeeettch your arms and legs.

$typer stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it?

stretch self

NOTHING

stretch $target

NOTHING

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strut

You strut proudly.

$typer struts proudly.

strut self

NOTHING

strut $target

You strut to get his attention.

$typer struts, hoping to get your attention.

$typer struts, hoping to get $target's attention.

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sulk

You sulk.

$typer sulks in the corner.

sulk self

NOTHING

sulk $target

You sulk as you look at $target.

$typer sulks while looking at you.

$typer sulks as he looks at $target.

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support

You fully support the plan.

$typer fully supports the plan.

support self

You hug yourself sadly.

$typer hugs himself sadly. Perhaps you could help?

support $target

You hug him supportively and smile.

$typer hugs you supportively and smiles.

$typer hugs $target supportively and smiles.

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sweep

You look at your empty arms and sigh.

$typer looks at his empty arms and sighs.

sweep self

NOTHING

sweep $target

You sweep him into your arms and kiss him long and deeply.

$typer sweeps you into his arms and kisses you long and deeply.

$typer sweeps $target into his arms and kisses it long and deeply.

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swoon

You swoon.

$typer swoons in absolute ecstasy.

swoon self

NOTHING

swoon $target

You look at $target and swoon in ecstasy.

$typer looks at you and swoons in ecstasy.

$typer looks at $target and swoons in ecstasy.

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tackle

You're going to tackle everyone in the room?!

NOTHING

tackle self

NOTHING

tackle $target

You tackle $target playfully.

$typer brings you down in a playful tackle!

$typer playfully tackles $target.

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tag

Tag whom?

$typer casts about for someone to tag.

tag self

Unable to catch anyone else, you do the intelligent thing and tag yourself. You're still IT!

Unable to catch anyone else, $typer tags himself. Are you impressed?

tag $target

>From nowhere, you pounce on $target and TAG him remorselessly! BWAHAHA!!!

$typer pounces on you and >>> TAGS <<< you! You're IT!

$typer dives from the shadows and TAGS $target. $target IS IT!

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tank

You boldly offer to tank for everyone else. Are you sure you know what you're getting into?

$typer offers to tank!

tank self

No one will tank for you, eh?!? WELL, YOU'LL SHOW THEM! (right?)

In dazzling chivalry, $typer offers to tank-- for himself!

tank $target

You offer to tank for $target.

$typer offers to tank for you!

$typer offers to tank for $target.

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thank

Who do you want to thank?

NOTHING

thank self

You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !

$typer thanks himself since you won't.

thank $target

You thank $target heartily.

$typer thanks you heartily.

$typer thanks $target heartily.

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threaten

You threaten everyone with your overwhelming presence.

You feel threatened in the presence of the great $typer.

threaten self

NOTHING

threaten $target

You stand tall as you threaten $target.

$typer threatens you...oooooooh scary *laugh*

$typer threatens $target forcefully.

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tickle

Whom do you want to tickle?

NOTHING

tickle self

You tickle yourself, how funny!

$typer tickles himself.

tickle $target

You tickle $target.

$typer tickles you - ho ho ho.

$typer tickles $target.

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tight

Who do you want to hold tightly?

NOTHING

tight self

NOTHING

tight $target

You hold him tightly in your arms.

$typer holds you in him arms.

$typer holds $target tightly in him arms.

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tip

You tip your hat gallantly.

$typer gallantly tips his hat.

tip self

NOTHING

tip $target

You tip your hat to $target.

$typer gallantly tips his hat to you.

$typer gallantly tips his hat to $target.

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tweak

Tweak who?

NOTHING

tweak self

You can't DO that.

NOTHING

tweak $target

You gently tweak his cheek. Isn't he so CUTE?

$typer lovingly tweaks your cheek. It reminds you of Grandma... sniff...

$typer tweaked $target's cheek... don't they look so adorable together?

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twiddle

You patiently twiddle your thumbs.

$typer patiently twiddles his thumbs.

twiddle self

You twiddle your ears.

$typer twiddles his own ears.

twiddle $target

You twiddle his ears.

$typer twiddles your ears.

$typer twiddles $target's ears.

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twitch

You twitch nervously.

$typer twitches nervously.

twitch self

NOTHING

twitch $target

You twitch involuntarily at $target's presence.

$typer notices you and twitches.

$target must really be getting to $typer...

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type

You can't type for crap tonight! You give up in frustration!

$typer throws his hands up in disgust at his lousy communication skills!

type self

NOTHING

type $target

NOTHING

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view

You enjoy the view around you.

$typer looks around him enjoying the view.

view self

You enjoy the view around you.

$typer looks around him enjoying the view.

view $target

You enjoy the view around you.

$typer looks around him enjoying the view.

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wait

You wait patiently.

$typer waits patiently.

wait self

NOTHING

wait $target

NOTHING

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wave

You wave.

$typer waves happily.

wave self

Are you going on adventures as well??

$typer waves goodbye to himself.

wave $target

You wave goodbye to $target.

$typer waves goodbye to you.

$typer waves goodbye to $target.

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whap

Whap who?

NOTHING

whap self

Ow! You give yourself a resounding whap upside the head.

Biff! $typer whaps himself upside the head!

whap $target

You whap $target upside the head!

HEY! $typer whaps you upside the head!

With a resounding WHAP!, $typer reprimands $target.

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whine

You whine to anyone who will listen to you.

$typer whines pathetically to anyone who will listen.

whine self

You whine to yourself, probably the only one who will listen.

$typer whines to himself. At least he isn't bitching to YOU.

whine $target

You whine to him, hoping desperately that at least he will give a damn.

$typer whines pathetically to you. What a loser!

$typer whines pathetically to $target.

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whistle

You whistle appreciatively.

$typer whistles appreciatively.

whistle self

You whistle a little tune to yourself.

$typer whistles a little tune to himself.

whistle $target

You whistle at the sight of him.

$typer whistles at the sight of you.

$typer whistles at the sight of $target.

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wiggle

Your wiggle your bottom.

$typer wiggles his bottom.

wiggle self

You wiggle about like a fish.

$typer wiggles about like a fish.

wiggle $target

You wiggle your bottom toward him.

$typer wiggles his bottom toward you.

$typer wiggles his bottom toward $target.

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wince

You wince in agony.

$typer winces in agony.

wince self

NOTHING

wince $target

You look at $target and wince at his remark.

$typer winces at your remark.

$typer winces at $target's remark.

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wink

Have you got something in your eye?

$typer winks suggestively.

wink self

You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to?

$typer winks at himself - something strange is going on...

wink $target

You wink suggestively at $target.

$typer winks suggestively at you.

$typer winks at $target.

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wonder

You wonder about how things could have been.

$typer gets a blank stare on his face. What could he be wondering about?

wonder self

You wonder about yourself and your purpose here.

A blank stare crosses $typer's face. What could he be wondering about?

wonder $target

You look at $target and wonder what will happen.

$typer looks at you quizzically.

$typer looks at $target and wonders....

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worry

You worry about what's going to happen.

A troubled look suddenly crosses $typer's face. Wonder what's wrong?

worry self

You worry about what's going to happen.

A troubled look suddenly crosses $typer's face. Wonder what's wrong?

worry $target

You look at $target worriedly.

$typer looks at you worriedly.

$typer looks at $target with a troubled gaze.

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worship

You prostrate yourself and worship the gods!

$typer prostrates himself and worships the gods!

worship self

You worship yourself.

$typer worships himself.

worship $target

You fall on your knees and worship $target.

$typer falls to the ground and worships you.

$typer falls on his knees and worships $target.

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wrestle

Who do you want to wrestle?

NOTHING

wrestle self

You wrestle with your conscience.

$typer wrestles with him conscience.

wrestle $target

You wrestle him to the floor and pin him there.

$typer wrestles you to the floor and pins you.

$typer wrestles $target to the floor, pinning it there.

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wrist

You hold out out a wrist for a slap.

$typer holds out a wrist for a slap.

wrist self

You slap your own wrist.

$typer slaps him own wrist.

wrist $target

You slaps him wrist sharply.

$typer slaps your wrist sharply.

$typer slaps $target's wrist sharply.

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yae

You sigh, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.

$typer sighs, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.

yae self

You bonk yourself for the Eeediot you are!

$typer bonks himself, HARD, and curses himself for the Eeediot he is!

yae $target

There's Yet Another Eeediot in the room, and you're looking right at him.

$typer glares at you, obviously not impressed with your intelligence.

$typer clearly believes that $target is an Eeediot!

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yawn

You must be tired.

$typer yawns.

yawn self

NOTHING

yawn $target

You yawn at $target.

$typer yawns at you.

$typer yawns at $target.

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yowl

You yowl in frustration.

$typer yowls in frustration!

yowl self

NOTHING

yowl $target

NOTHING

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zerbert

Gotta zerbert SOMEBODY.

NOTHING

zerbert self

Careful, people are staring...

$typer looks around furtively, and then bends over and blows loudly into his own navel!

zerbert $target

You lift $target's shirt and blow loudly into his navel!

Yeek! $typer lifts your shirt and blows loudly into your navel!

$typer lifts $target's shirt and blows loudly into its navel!

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