Iowa, you make me smile Iowa, green mile after mile and I want to go to Iowa today Iowa, it's very flat Iowa, it's where it's at and I want to go to Iowa today Iowa, it's got de Moines Iowa, it's where I found my lucky coin and I want to go to Iowa because I found spare change in Iowa today Iowa, it's got lots of corn Iowa, it's where she was born and I want to go to Iowa because the girl I love's in Iowa today Iowa, the airport is small Iowa, I've seen bigger malls and I want to go to Iowa because the airport is friendly in Iowa today Iowa, there's been sightings there Iowa, flyin' saucers in the air and I want to go to Iowa because they have neat crop circles in Iowa today Iowa, they have nice cows Iowa, it's name has three vowels and I want to go to Iowa because there's only one consonant in the name of Iowa today Iowa, the state bird is the finch Iowans, when you hit them they don't flinch and I want to go to Iowa because you can hit 'em hard in Iowa today Iowa, they have lots of farms Iowa, the people have arms (firearms, that is) and I want to go to Iowa because they respect second ammendment rights in Iowa today Iowa, I-I-o-wa Iowa, I-I-o-wa O-I-O-Why-O-Why-O-I-O-Wa O-I-O-Why-O-Why-O-I-O-Wa today Iowa, huh, Iowa, huh, Iowa, huh, Iowa, huh Iowa, huh, Iowa, huh, Iowa, huh, Iowa, huh huh huh huh huh Iowa, it's fading fast Iowa, don't think it will last and I want to go to Iowa because there might be no more Iowa after today (you see, Iowa has the fastest shrinking population of any state in the U.S) Copyright 1997-98 Weston Cann http://www.math.byu.edu/~cann May be freely copied and distributed with this noticethese images were found on Iowa's site, you can visit it at http://www.state.ia.us/