1. Walked down the middle of the road with a shoe on your head? No
2. Screamed at your feet? Yes
3. Talked to plants? Yes
4. Sat down on the yellow line in the middle of the road? Yes
5. Eaten ice cream with a fork? Yes
6. Consumed gasoline? No (can you do this and live?)
7. Tripped someone in the street? No
8. Been mad at someone for something you dreamed? Yes (me)
9. Invented a game because you were bored? Yes
10. Played truth or dare? Yes
11. Done something that wasn't nice but it was funny? Yes
12. Told a cop, "(S)he's just sleeping it off"? No
13. Annoyed a cop? (Officer Mitchel, I thought you said you didn't want to come back here.)
No (Has anyone _seen_ "Mitchel"? It is one of the worst moview _ever_ made. Watch the MST3k version sometime; even they couldn't redeem it).


14. Ate lunch with a cop? No
15. Been obsessed with someone you'd never met? (actor, actress, singer, etc.) No
16. Been obsessed with someone you didn't have a chance with? (Homecoming queen,football captain, etc.) yes
17. Gone mini-golfing? Yes
18. Made something up and insisted on it so much that you started believing it yourself? Yes
19. Owned a spork? No (but I've held on to a temporary one for a bit of time before)
20. Dressed like a character in a movie you were going to see? (eg. Darth Vader for Star Wars) No
21. Gone to a 24-hour store late at night or in the wee hours of the morning because you have nothing better to do? No
22. Been in a water fight? Yes (who hasn't?)
23. Been in band? Yes
24. Chewed on something unusual? (paper, cardboard, clothing, electrical wire) Yes (paper is unusual?)
25. Tickled someone just to make them squirm? Yes
26. Created a nickname for someone? Yes
27. Played with your food? Yes
28. Slept all night on the floor/couch/where ever you happened to crash? Yes (um... who hasn't done this?)
29. Not slept all night? Yes
30. Had a shoe fight? Yes (used to play Shogun warriors with moon boots as a child).
31. Responded to something trivial with violence No
32. Been in a non-ventilated area filled with substances that should be well-ventilated? No (well, does Los Angeles count?)
33. Used Jello for any reason other than eating it? No
34. Eaten something when you didn't know what it was? (Cafeteria food counts.) Yes
35. Eaten something when you didn't know where it had been? (Cafeteria food counts.)Yes
36. Sang anything really loud in public? (Not for a concert or recital.) Yes (the national anthem at BYU -- you'll know what I mean when you start going here)
37. Given yourself a swirlie? No
38. Colored your hair? No, but I want to
39. Been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex? No
40. Stayed awake and payed attention to one of Mr./Mrs. ________'s lectures? (Fill in as appropriate) No
41. Laced someone's shoes together? Yes
42. Wanted the bad guy to win? Yes (Wile E., Sylvester, Tom, ...)
43. Streaked? No (well....)
44. Walked in the snow barefoot? Yes
45. Played hide-and-seek in a store? Yes
46. Made animal noises really loud in public? No (not really loud)
47. Not noticed when someone wouldn't talk to you for an extended period of time? Yes (I always notice)
48. Yelled at the voices in your head in public? No
49. Named the voices in your head? No
50. Written a sanity test/purity test/drug test, etc.? Yes
51. Had someone else play with your food? No
52. Dressed like a member of the opposite sex? Yes (Once. One time. Under extreme peer pressure. I stopped associating with those people shortly after this. I will never do this again).
53. Screamed at strangers? No (unless speaking "Crowd" at concerts counts)
54. Plotted someone's demise? No (well, not seriously)
55. Talked in the third person? Yes. (Weston does this frequently)