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Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend Marie out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over and says to Pierre "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What the hell are you doing, Pierre?" "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!" She smiles and starts kissing him. When things begin to heat up a little, Marie says "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest. "Pierre, what are you doing!" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in >>her lap. He strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "Pierre, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" Our hero stands up defiantly and says, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! And when I go down, I go down in flames!" from Paper Cat© |