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Knowledge vs Money
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Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business
executives. Now we have a mathematical proof that explains why this is true:

             Postulate 1:  Knowledge is Power.
             Postulate 2:  Time is Money.

         As every engineer knows,

             Work
             ---- = Power
             Time

         Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have:

             Work
             ----- = Knowledge
             Money

         Solving for Money, we get:

             Work
             --------- = Money
             Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless
of the amount of Work done.

        Conclusion:  The Less you Know, the More you Make.

Note:
It has been speculated that the reason why Bill Gates dropped out of
Harvard's math program was because he stumbled upon this proof as an
undergraduate, and dedicated the rest of his career to the pursuit of
ignorance.


from Tina Miao©

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