Have Fun

   A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming
from her daughter's bedroom.  When she opened the door she found her daughter
naked on the bed with a vibrator.  "What are you doing?!" she exclaimed.  
The daughter replied, "I'm 38 and still living at home with my parents and this is
the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

   Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming 
from the basement.  When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa
with her vibrator. "What are you doing?! "he exclaimed. The daughter replied, 
"I'm 38 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever
get to a husband."

   A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time
in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching
television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?" 
she asked. He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."