The Pissed Off Dick
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It's really hard being a dick.
You got a head, but you can't think, you've got
an eye but you can't see, all you do is hang
around all day with a couple of nuts. Your
closest neighbor is a real asshole. And ever
since AIDS, you gotta wear a rubber suit and
throw up all over yourself!
Santa Clause
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Santa came down the chimney one night and
saw a pretty lady in a teddy.
She said, "please stay Santa."
Santa said,"Ho HO HO gotta go, gotta go,"
then turned around and started filling the stockings.
When he turned around again, she had removed her top.
She said,"Please stay santa."Santa said,
"HO HO HO gotta go gotta go."
Then he turned around and started putting
presents under the tree.
Then he turned around again.The woman had removed
her panties. She said, "Please stay santa."
Santa said,"HO HO HO gotta stay gotta
stay, can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way!
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