No one means to poke holes in the wall, but everybody wants to hang up a picture.

Any day is a good day to drink hot chocolate; unless I'm drinking vodka. But I don't drink vodka.

Women are like porcupines, unless you got em on their backs, they aren't worth playing with.

There's a fine line between perfection and expectations

When angry...spank your monkey, not your kids!

It's never too early to start looking for cows. You never know when they're going to show up.

I'm left handed and left-brained...I just don't do anything right.

Calculus is evil, just like women. I do understand some calculus; however I doubt I will ever understand a woman.

What do I want to be when I grow up? Dead.

Kristin: just cuz u haven't met the one meant for you doesn't mean to blame others or to give up hope
Disgruntle Dave: i didnt give up hope
Disgruntle Dave: i sold it for $4.

Being grown up is for people who have lost their sense of humor, sense of imagination and focus on the important things in life.

Fear not what has no bearing on your course, it will diminish with time.

What happens if I cant see the ground when I stare at the sky? does it mean that the ground is gone, or have I finally learned to fly? Quoted 1:05AM 6/12/01

Real friends will ask what is new in your life. Real friends won't stop and pick you up. They will stand there and make you find and use the strength you already have. And when you stand they will walk with you wherever the Lord might lead you. -Excerpt from my book So This Is Life, With College

You can't look back and yell at people. A leader who yells won't maintain much respect.

It is the friend who smiles because I ask, even when they feel like frowning, that I respect. For surely they have been graced by God.

Birds fly because God wanted them to. Humans fly because they were jealous of the birds.

You will be dealt lots of crap in your life, but the important thing to remember is that someone, somewhere cares about you...that's the important thing.

sometimes you just wanna sit back and watch the world fly by, then you realize that you have to wake up and go to school.

If I were a food I'd be a Ritz cracker. You can crush me up but pieces of me are still there to be a nuisance!

It's all in your head. Until it bitch slaps you in the face.

Stupidity is nature's way of saying "You suck!"

To all those who ignore me, well screw you too!

Almost only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, nuclear weapons and Calculus.

What is insanity? Is it possible that your definition of sanity is my definition of insanity and maybe I'm right and you're wrong?

Never underestimate the power of a Duracell battery!

The only thing that doesn't change is change itself, but some does change for the better, and if you can believe that then there's a start.

"The most valuable thing in the world is friends and family....second is time...cuz if u have 23439 years but no one to spend it with, what is it worth?"