Life Story

Well, I was born, we'll start off there. I was born in Cincinnati and normal. I then grew up to about 4 then I went into Kindgergarten. Some kid stole my pencil on the first day, that prick. Third grade we moved to Indiana because my sister is bi-polar and ruined everything there. She ruined everything here too, and still tries to. Anyways...

Middle School. Hated it. I started off with a bunch of friends and then in 8th grade I got diagnosed with Crohn's Disease, so I was resentful and treated everyone like shit... I lost a lot of friends... but then in high school I got most of them back by exlaining. The only good thing about this situation is I got out of gym a lot, and that made me happy. Gym was the devil. Stupid mean teachers.

Fast forward to highschool. Freshman year, nerdy... quiet. Then my sophmore year I realized that I didn't like being quiet and recieved the gift of scathing sarcasm. My life changed from that point on. Because of the steroids from being sick I had gotten chubby. So I went on a diet. I got skinny, and apparently hot (I did keep my large ass, that was nice). Suddenly guys started asking me out, and I got to reject them... I didn't feel like dealing with them. So people thought I was a lesbian, which was fine with me as long as they left me alone. This meant I had times with my friends! We were the Wal-Mart crew. 3:00 am trips to Wally-World to buy things like flavored condoms (just to see what they tasted like) and spend about $10 on the claw machines. We never won anything good, unless you consider dozens of deformed stuffed animals good... kinda sad. Oh well! I had my Le Baron, Cynthia, and she had her duct taped top. We all cruised around and all was merry.

Go to Senior Year. Wow, what the hell happened?! I actually started not rejecting people... dumb decisions. High School guys need to be locked in cages until they graduate. Did some stupid things and a stupid person. That made me a man hater for awhile, but that's ok, I always managed to get revenge on people who made me mad... he he he. I graudated. I had a nice summer 'till...

Car Wreck! Yay... my friend and I were cruisin' along when her power steering went out. Crash into a hill... go up it... do a 360* flip then land. I got a broken neck, a broken hand and severe soft tissue damage, but no permanent scars, she was fine... I got percocets o_O Oh, also $30,000 from the insurance company... yay for injuries!

I go into college with the idea of being a business major... ha ha, no. I got a great boyfriend. I changed my major to teaching, ha ha... hell no! Then I went to C.I.T., he he... heck yeah! That is where I am now. Everything is good in my life. I have a great guy, great school, good grades, and still have some nifty friends. OH AND SPARKY MY '04 NEON SxT!!!

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