Dra. Loi Estrada died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

She asked,

"What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered,

"Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Loi, "

who's clock is that?

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."

"Who's clock is that?" asked Loi, pointing to another one.

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Honest Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."

"Where's Erap's clock?" Loi asked.

"Erap's clock is in the office. We are using it as a ceiling fan."