Only in America

 Only in America...can a pizza get to your house
 faster that an ambulance....

 Only in America...are there handicap parking places
 in front of a skating rink...

 Only in America...do people order double cheese
 burgers, a large fry and a diet coke...

 Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and
 then chain the pens to the counters...

 Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of
 dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and
 junk in boxes in the garage...

 Only in America...do we use answering machines to
 screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
 miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in
  the first place...

 Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of
 ten and buns in packages of eight...