"Greetings!" he said as he got within talking distance. "I am Chicken Chow Mein. Welcome to China!"
Fred, a bit surprised at the other's perfect English, asked "Umm...hello Mr. Mein. How is it that you know my language so well?"
Chicken looked at Fred strangely. "Whatever do you mean, kind sir?" he asked. "Chinese is my language as well!"
Fred was very puzzled. Apparently, Chicken heard Fred in Chinese while Fred heard Chicken in English. This could only mean one thing:
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