He felt a warm hand on his arm, and turned to see the beautiful woman. He could see she was sorry for having slapped him. She didn't have any pants on, either. Hey, wait a minute! She didn't have any feet, or legs, or waist. She was an android!
The children's laugher turned into discordant howling and the warm hand on his arm became a claw. Fred jerked away, his heart pounding, and ran, careening headlong through a thicket of candy canes...
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