The barber replied, "This is the only way you can get a lollipop. You must sit here."
Fred's face turned every shade of red possible; there was just no way he could fit in the chair. Fred looked all around the shop, and with lighting speed, he took the hot towel wrap from the steamer and stuffed it in the barber's face. Then he took all of the lollipops and went running and laughing like a madman down the center of the street.
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