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HAHAHAHAHAHAWhy not put a smile on our face. Do you have a nice clean joke
to share with us? Then why not send it in? Do you know of a good joke
web site? Tell us their URL.
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Motto
It's a Tough Job, But Someone Has To Do It . . .Since 1982, Michael
has been in charge of the computer scoring software for the Miss
Universe, Miss USA, and Miss Teen USA Beauty Pageants (televised
on CBS). He has written all of the software, and his associates
have designed and built all of the custom hardware. Together they
travel the world attending the pageants and operating the voting
system.
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10) Trust us, we know what's best for you.
9) Microsoft. We own your soul.
8) Software for the 21st century. (oops,
sorry, we meant only hardware from the 21st century can run this
stuff)
7) Soon or later you'll come around. We can wait.
6) Microsoft. Making life easier (ours, not
yours).
5) This is a stick-up, your memory or your speed.
4) Windows NT. It's not just an OS, it's an
adventure.
3) IBM who?
2) Don't blame us, blame Intel.
...and the number one new slogan for Microsoft Corp.
1) Microsoft. Thanks for the
memory.
However, given events over the past year, I have a new
number 1...
1) Where do you want to
go today? We don't care, we're already there.
Marc Asher (masher@aivia.com,
etherware@aol.com)
Where there is a will...
...there is a wife and two lovers.
