PAUL KURTZ
Unlike most people, who remember Bambi as part of their childhood, Paul did not see this film until he was 14 years old. He loved it, of course. Paul was watching the news one night and heard about how people were discriminating against Bambi!!! He had to do something, so he went out on a conquest to save Bambi and his friends. Little did Paul know that "The Bambies" were actually a homosexual marching band. He traveled across the U.S. to San Francisco on the back of his trusted sidekick Jellema (Jellema is a quear young man who makes a sound like HEGH...you can download these sounds on the soundfiles page). Anyway, while looking for Bambi, Paul came across an Alcatraz that massaged a porpose with cheese!!! (you can download that soundfile too). You would expect someone to be mad when they discover that the Bambies were not really the cute little animals that you travelled the country to save. But Paul wasn't mad, infact, he fit right in with the Bambies. Paul started to play the woodblock and his natural gay characteristics took over. He was a natural Bambi.
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