JOE MEGINNES
When I first met Joseph, he was a definate X-Files addict. This kid was obsessed. When I saw him that one day dressed up as agent Scully, I knew he had taken this too darn far. Joe told me of his plans to take over the universe along with the small, hairy troll he had created in his basement. Joe wanted me to help him out with his plans. So we went to the undercover Dunlap pool to train for the big takeover. I was out getting a sandwich and some shaving cream for my friends (Joe and the troll are hairy guys!!! Yeah, that's what the shaving cream was for ofcourse). But there was a problem, the hairy troll's long hair got stuck in the filter. He/she was trapped at the bottom of the pool. It was up to Joe to save the troll, but did he have what it took? Joe had a terrible fear of deep water. But this was his buddy, the troll, and Joe dived in like the brave man he was..........Sorry to spoil Joe's heroic voyage, but the truth is that he was just a lame swimmer. He got scared, and let loose a load of diarrea!!! This clouded the entire pool. The poor troll drown in the poopy abyss. Joe's hopes of taking over the world were ruined. WTF JOE!!!
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