JOE KLEPPE
Joseph Kleppe seems like an ordinary outgoing individual, but there’s more to him than
just that. Don’t ask me how I found this out....o.k., I’ll tell you. There I was, just
minding my business, watering my horse in the mens room, when I heard a strange noise.
It seemed to be coming from the toilet in stall number 2, the “Neil Miller Fan Club” stall.
I took a deeper look and got my head wet. I could see it all then. It was Joe, he was
building a secret tunnel leading to Principal Pat’s office. You see, Joe has plans of taking
over the school, of becoming Dunlap’s next principal. By building this tunnel, Joe believes
he will eventually have the ability to kidnap Cassidy and demand a reward. That would be
for Joe to become principal and for Cassidy to be sent on a permanent trip to the Sullivan
household. Cassidy would get to enjoy the many personalities of young Patrick, different
furry friends that Mr. Sullivan brings home in his beard, and Amy’s bootay. My Joe, that
sounds like quite a plan.
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