JEFF COFFIN
When my sister, the JENNDOGG, met Jeff at the Singles Bingo Night a few years back, they really hit it off. They knew it wasn't just a coincidence that they both got bingo on the same turn. They knew right then that they were meant to be together. I must admit, they had a few too many Fruit Works that night and weren't totally aware of what they were getting into, but he came back to her place and the two of them went from there. She built a cozy little fire in the fireplace and he helped her finish knitting her new sweater...it was a match made in heaven. Later that week, she met the Chuckster/Chaz and Mama Coffin. When they saw her, they were shocked. They had always thought that Jeff would end up with a much younger guy, one with sweaty palms that made a "heeuueeuueeuugghh" (Jellema type sound). After his parent's rejected his choice in a love interest, he hit the road in search of the meaning of life. He soon got over the Jenndogg and hooked up with a young man by the name of Stevie W. As far as I know, they are still together to this day. Happy Birthday Stevie!!!
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