Virgil
The MAN, the
Mystic MAN, and the Uptight Girly MAN
Ah… the naivety of some SaGa Frontier players. They go to Mosperiburg, see pretty man with long hair, and automatically think that it’s a woman. Virgil, the Ring LORD is not a woman. The only Mystic Lord who is, in fact, a woman is Asellus (Mystic ending). If you see the artwork of Virgil, you will see that he has a VERY flat chest, even though he wears pretty robes.
And now, since I’ve said what I want to say, here’s a short fanfiction about Virgil, his diary, and his woes.
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How could this happen to me? The Mystic Ring Lord of Mosperiburg! I thought that those people, those disgusting insects, would rot in that cave! But now I find, low and behold—that they got the HIDE RUNE from it! Now, people are starting to come and insult me on purpose so they can get the Hide Rune easily… well, those imbeciles will have a rude awakening, for I will send them to a place where they can never return: Tanzer!
I hate my life! It turns out that Tanzer is where the Vitality Rune is! Stupid stones! This is why I got the gift for Arcane Magic! Sheesh! Talk about stupidity… anyway, other than this, nothing really exciting happened, I got attacked by a rabid monster by the name of Riki, so I sent him on a wild goose chase through my palace.
I really wonder what I should do about those Rune-seekers… maybe I should send them to Facinaturu! Good ol’ Orlouge will be very disturbed to find humans crawling around on his doorstep.
I forgot about that blasted Sand Tool… so not only will I have Rune-seekers in my palace, I’ll have Asura wielding Time Gifted Rune-seekers in my palace! Isn’t my week just PEACHY?!
Remember that rabid monster? Well, he beat me. I must admit, he was entertaining, but… can this week get any worse?
It got worse. Orlouge has been killed and his replacement is a psycho dyke bitch that goes by the name of Asellus. Not only is she a psycho dyke bitch, she has a laugh worse than Final Fantasy’s Kefka! Maybe I should retire…?