The Wisdom of Bob

The Wisdom of Bob!

This is a picture of Bob and her brother at the age Bob said most of this stuff...awww, isn't she cute? >: )=

WEll, I was digging through Bob’s mom’s desk, and found this little red notebook full of thigns that Bob said when she was very young. These are reallyu cute (and words from my lover’s lips >: )= so here they are for all to enjoy!!!

- Age: 3 "I’m getting all dressed up, and Marky’s getting all shirted up."

- Age: 3 ½ "This is the rabbitest rabbit."

- Age: 3 ½ "Tomorrow, when all the dark goes out of the air, we can go outside."

- Age: 3 ½ "If you have an orange and a banana, and you mix it all together, then you get fruit."

- Age: 3 ½ "What are you going to be when you grow up?" [Bob’s mom]: "I already am a grown up." [Bob]: "What did you used to be when you were grown up?"

- 11/85; Age: 4 [Bob, waving a glass at her mom]: "This is a symbol for ‘I want some milk, please.E#034;

- 12/85, Age: 4 ½ "Don’t be mean to me; it’s almost Christmas!"

- 2/25/86, Age: 4 ½ (On the way to GymnasticsE "How soon will we get there?" [Bob’s momE: "5 minutes" [Bob]: "No, it will be in about 7 minutes, because when we left, it was 2:22 [they usually left at 2:20] so we will get there at 2:32; that’s 2 more minutes, so it will take 7 minutes."

- Spring, E6, Age: 4 ½ (Bob made a mess feeding the rabbit. Her dad called her into the garage to show her what had happened. [Bob’s real name is "Sarah"] [Bob’s dad]: "End now somebody has to clean this up! Do you know how to spell ‘somebodyE" [Bob]: "Yes, S-a-r-a-h."

- 3/86 Age: 4 ½ "If you have a chair with only 2 legs, it would be tip-i-cated."

- 3/86, Age: 4 ½ (Bob was painting, and Bob’s mom was watching. [Sisi is her doll]) "Sisi’s mom is an artist, but Sisi’s grandmother is not an artist; she is an artist-looker, or an artist-reporter." (And, another quoteE "I’m not making a picture of our house; I’m making a picture of what I felt while I was making a picture of our house."

- 3/86, Age: 4 ½ "I can’t eat infinity grapes, because I’m supposed to die."

- 3/14/86, Age: 4 ½ "I already ate part of my hotdog - look at how half it is!"

- 4/86, Age: 4 ½ (Bob was facinated by death. Her dad had told her that men die in their 70’s, and women in their 80’s. Tehn, afew days laterE "We will have to have Dad’s party when it’s the last day for him to be 79 ½." [Bob’s mom]: "Why can’t we have his party on his birthday?" [Bob, after a moment of thoughtE: "Well, I guess we can have it in the morning, because then he’s supposed to die."

- 5/86, Age: 4 ½ "There are infinity days, because people have birthdays and keep growing and then they keep dying, but then more people keep getting born."

- 5/86, Age: 4 ½ (Bob’s friend, Jimmy, and Bob were playing a game at Bob’s houseE [Jimmy]: "Does this game go on forever?" [Bob]: "No, because if thiss game went forever, then thiss would be your home, and Barbara [his mom] would miss you."

- 5/12/86, Age: 4 ½ (About her great-grandmother who had just died that morning): "She was sick when she died. She will never be able to feel better because she j7ust died befre she was supposed to feel better."

- 6/86; Almost 5 years old "When I am 28 a baby will grow in my belly and I will be on my bed and push and push [demonstrated pushing sounds] and then out will come the baby. Then there will be 5 peple in our family!Elooks at her dad] unless you are dead by then."

- 6/20/86; her 5 year old birthday [Bob]: "I have 31 dollars!" [Mark]: "How many pennies is that?" [Bob]: (thinks) [Mark]: "Remember? There are 100 pennies in every dollarE#034; [Bob]: "OhEhere are 31-hundered pennies!"

- Age: 5 [Bob’s mom]: "Sarah, you are so late tonight, it isn’t even funny." [Bob]: "I’m not laughing."

- 6/86, Age: 5 "Sometimes I go pee in the night, and sometimes I go pee in the morning, and sometimes I go pee in my bed - then I can’t go pee in the toilet at all."

- 6/86, Age: 5 (Bob’s dad was hugging Bob and her brother, and saying "I’m squeezing the poop out of you!"Eater, Mark [Bob’s brother] was hugging herE [Mark]: "I’m squeezing the poop out of you!" [Bob]: "OkayEow you clean up the mess!"

- 6/30/86, Age: 5 "Sisters turn into mothersEnd mothers turn into dead persons!"

- 7/1/86; Age: 5 [Mark was playing the pianoE "When I grow up, I’m going to teach Mark how to play the piano, because then he’ll be a dad, and dads don’t know how to play the piano."

- 7/86; Age: 5 - "A drill is a kind of saw."

- 7/9/86; Age: 5 - [Bob didn’t waant to watch the roof being torn off her house.] "That’s because that’s taking apart of our house - I want to be a construcion worker builder when I grow up; not a construction worker un-builder."

- 9/86; Age: 5 [Bob’s unusual approach to mathE [Bob]: "What’s half of 5000?" [Bob’s mom]: "Well, half of 4000 is 2000, and so you have 1000 left. What’s half of 1000?" [Bob]: "Oh, 500." [Bob’s mom]: "So, all together it isE000 and 500E#034; [Bob]: "2500Ehat’s the same as one thousand 15 hundred."

Bob? What the hell was that all about? 1000, 1500E#060;/font>
heyes, it’s the way lall math sohdould be ndone!
Um, sureE#060;br>
- 10/18/86; Age: 5 "Do you know why people die when they get old?Et’s because they’ve been alive enough."

- 11/6/86; Age: 5 "I’m making the bedEctually, I’m mading the bed, because I’m making it all over again the way it was."

- 1/26/87; Age: 5 ½ [Bob’s mom]: "Sarah, are you dressed?" [Bob]: "No, but I’m un-ing dressed!"

A quote from Bob’s brotherE#060;/b>

- 10/86; Age: 8 [Mark’s mom]: "You were great in the doctor’s office." [Mark]: "Oh yeah?" [Mark’s mom]: "Yes, you didn’t used to be great; in fact, you used to be horrible in the doctor’s office." [Mark]: "OhE must be out of practice."

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