Chiriko's Enlightenment:
by Tetris no Miko
(read it out loud, b/c the lines are all 8-sylable, 6-sylable, exactly, adn rhyme, so you'l appreciate it more that way...or somehting...)
That poor Chiriko, little guy,
He felt oh-so left out.
To impress people, he did try,
But just impressed a trout.
And this perticular trout, Chad,
Was quite intelligent.
Chiriko told him he was mad,
And Chad knew what he meant.
He said, "The reason you're ignored
Is not so hard to see.
The simple fact is: you're a bore!
Cuz you're only thirteen!"
"What does THAT have to do with it?!"
Chiriko protested.
"You've had no *experience*, kid,"
Was what that fish, Chad, said.
"And what kind of 'experience'
Must i get to be rad?"
"You must find youself a mistress,"
Said the perverted Chad.
With a "thank you", Chiriko left
To go find someone who
Has not even one brain cell left,
So with her, he could screw.
Chiriko came to a lady
Who was about 5'8.
he asked her "Will you screw with me?"
And she smiled and said "Great!"
So she led him back to her house,
And then onto her bed.
And then, as quiet as a mouse,
She kissed Chiriko's head.
Chiriko asked out "Uh, what do
We do after this part?"
The lady smiled, for she well knew,
For she was no retard.
With just one move, she ripped her dress
Off. It fell to the floor.
But Chiriko was not impressed,
For this girl was a whore!
He sprang up quickly off the bed,
And dashed out of her house,
Leaving the lady (very mad)
To sit all night and grouse.
Chiriko thought "I'll ask Tasuki
What it is like to screw.
He always listens well to me,
So this is what i'll do."
He went to Tasuki's room that night,
To ask for his advice.
But he was greeted with a sight
That was a *big* surprise.
The man was naked, clear as day,
Surrounded by some men,
And even though he IS NOT GAY!!,
He was screwing with them.
His lovers were: Tamahome,
Nuriko, and Tomo,
Kouji, Nakago, and some guy
Chirko didn't know.
Then Tasuki screamed, "Goddammit all!
You damned hentai writers!
Next thing you know, i'm bound to fall
For my fuckin' sister!!"
So in a flash, he killed the hen-
tai writers he could see.
Then, satisfied, he left those men,
(And came home to screw ME >: )=
Chiriko thought," Now what was that?"
As he looked all around.
At all those men (even the cat),
All naked on the ground.
Tamahome said, "Little boy,
Now that Tasuki-chan's gone,
Why won't you be our little toy
Until the night is dawn?"
Chiriko said, "Oh dear, but i
Think i forgot something..."
But before he could even try
To run, he felt a sting.
The sting was from Nakago's whip,
So proudly held by him.
He said, "Dont' be scared, little shrimp,
The lighting's not too dim..."
The men forced Chiriko's clothes off,
And pinned him on the floor,
And so no one could even stop
Them, Tomo locked the door.
They smiled down at the scared boy,
And fondled his small dick.
He did not want to be their toy,
And he was feeling sick.
Chiriko thought, "How can my pow-
ers get me out of this?"
As Tomo presented him flow-
ers with a sloppy kiss.
Then, out of nowhere, popped up Chad,
Who heard Chiriko's cries.
"You can get free, so don't be sad,
You can if you just try!!"
Chiriko squeezed his eyes shut tight,
And thought, and thought, and thought,
He thought so hard, with all his might,
At all he had been taught.
And suddenly, Chiriko said,
"Oh no! i see fangirls!!!"
The naked men sprang off the bed,
And out the room, they twirled.
Chiriko smiled, proud that he
Had tricked those men like that,
And Chad, the trout, was so happy,
He gave his head a pat.
THE END