101 Uses For A Desert Tortoise
(none pleasant for the tortoise)
(back)
Just a quick note:
My friends say I should put this message in so I don't upset anyone.
"No Desert Tortoises were harmed in the making of this web page."
"All tortoises pictured were volunteer or paid union scale."
"Although some exhibited suicidal tendencies."
I say.
"Shoot-em if they can't take a joke!"
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