Howdy !
My name is Morris Sebastian Dancer, but most folks round these parts call
me Mad Spoon Dancer, on account of my partiality for spoons.
I wish they wouldn't do that. Sure I like spoons – but don't most people, really?
So you could say these home pages of mine are a refuge for spoons. Heck,
I just love those little critters. So why don't you come on down and join me
in my
