Lord, what fools these mortals be!
-Puck from A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare
To err is human, to forgive divine.
-Alexander Pope
Whoever gossipis to you will gossip about you.
-Spanish Proverb
There's a sucker born every minute.
-P.T. Barnum
We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never decieved us.
-Samuel Johnson
The Irish are a fair people; they never speak well of one another.
--Samuel Johnson
Jazz is the only music in which the same note can be played night after night but differently each time.
-Ornette Coleman
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
-Frank Zappa
A sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.
-Seneca
One kills a man, one is and assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god.
-Jean Rostand
What lies lurk in kisses.
-Heinrich Heine
When a rouge kisses you, count your teeth.
-Hebrew Proverb
Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.
-Ethel Watts Mumford
It's not a lie, it's a terminological inexactitude.
-Alexander Haig
Life, the permission to know death.
-Djuna Barnes
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
-Art Linkletter
You will not die because you're ill, but because you're alive.
-Seneca
How do you know Love is gone? If you said that you would be there at seven and you get there by nine, and he or she has not called the police yet-it's gone.
-Marlene Dietrich
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
-François de la Rochefoucauld
You may not know it, but at the far end of dispair, there is a white clearing where one is almost happy.
-Jean Anouilh
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
-Henry David Thoreau