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Inn Udder Warts

Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull how lift wetter murder honor itch offer lodge dock florist. Disc ladle gull orphan worry ladle rat cluck wetter putty ladle rat hut, end fur disc raisin pimple cauldron Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.

Wan moaning, Rat Rotten Hut's murder colder inset, "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter end shirker cockles. Tick disc ladle basking tudor cordage off year groin murder hoe lifts honor udder site other florist. Shaker lake, dun stopper laundry wrote, end yonder nor sorghum stenches stopper torque wet strainers."

"Hoe cake, murder," resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, end ticker ladle basking end stuttered oft.

Honor wrote tudor cordage off ear groin murder, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut mitten anomalous woof. "Wail, wail, wail," set disc wicket woof, "evanescent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut! Wares ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?"

"Aroma goring tumor groin murder's," reprisal ladle gull. "Grammar's seeking bet. Armor ticking air burden barter end shirker cockles."

"Woe hoe! Heifer blessing woke," setter wicket woof, butter taught tomb shelf, "Oil ticker shirt court tudor cordage off ear groin murder -- oil ketchup wetter letter, end den, hoe bore!"

Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, end whinny retched a cordage off Ladle Rat Rotten Hut's groin murder, picket inner windrow end sore debtor pore oil worming worse line inner bet. Inner flesh disc abdominal woofs prang inner windrow, lipped honor bet, end adder rope. Zany pool dawn a groin murder's nut cup end gnat gun, any curdle dope inner bet.

Inner ladle wile, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut a raft adder cordage an ranker dough ball.

"Comb ink, sweat hard," setter wicket woof, disgracing is verse.

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut entity bet rum end stud buyer groin murder's bet. "Oh grammar!" crater ladle gull, "wart bag icer gut! A nervous sausage bag ice!"

"Butter do lucky chew whiff, doll ink," whisker disc ratchet woof, whither wicket small.

"Oh grammar, water bag noisy gut! A nervous sausage anomalous prognosis!"

"Butter do small your whiff," inserter woof, ants mouse worse waddling.

"Oh grammar, water bag mousy gut! A nervous sauce suture bag mouse!"

Daze worry importunate gull's lest warts. Oil off ear sodden, trolling offer carvers end sprinkling otter bet, disc curl an bloat thursday woof ceased pore Ladle Rat Rotten Hut an garbled erupt.


MURAL - Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque wet strainers.

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