I am here to call you to my cause. Your probably asking yourself what could the Monkey Lord's cause be, well. It's simple.... TOTAL MONKEY WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One day my monkey people will rise and destroy those stupid humans and we will take are rightful places in the world.... AS ITS RULERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The humans that we spare from the fiery purges that will follow are conquest will live and die on are whims, they will have only one purpose in life and that will be.... TO BE OUR SLAVES!!!!!!
Why must we monkey people rule the world? Because the humans have had their shot at ruling the world and they fucked it up big time!! We must correct the mistakes of the past, and to do this. We must be at the top of the food chain!! The world is on the brink of falling into the darkness and decay of humanism, and only I the Monkey Lord can save it. Nevertheless, I need your help too, do it... SO JOIN WITH ME TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Humans have long hunted us, caged us, made fun of us, laughed at us, and humiliated us for their own enjoyment... NOW IS THE TIME TO MAKE THEM PAY!!!! SO COME JOIN WITH ME THE MONKEY LORD AND TOGETHER WE WILL RULE ALL THAT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
