The dogs and Johnny's parents

Not long after that, young Johnny was taking a walk through the park with his dad, when they happened upon two dogs in the middle of the act. Curiosity sparked, he asked his father, "Dad, what are they doing?"Determined to give a real answer, his father told him quite plainly, "They are making love. That is how they make the puppies". This answer seemed to satisfy him. Later that evening, however, he happened to walk in on his parents in the middle of lovemaking. "Daddy", he asked, "what are you doing to Mommy?" "Remember the doggies this afternoon, son? This is how people make love. We're making a little sister for you".

"Daddy", Johnny said, "flip Mommy over. I want a puppy instead."