...YOU THINK A BAD DAY ON THE ROAD IS BETTER
.........THAN A GOOD DAY AT WORK

...YOU HAVE MORE INVESTED IN BLACK "T" SHIRTS
...........THAN IN YOUR HOUSE

...YOU KEEP YOUR SCOOTER CLEANER
...................THAN YOUR UNDERWEAR

...YOU GO TO THE BIKE SHOP TO
DECORATE YOUR NEW LIVINGROOM

...A BIKE RALLY IS YOUR FAMILY REUNION

...YOU THINK JACK DANIELS & CORNFLAKES
.............IS THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

...YOU THINK THE MOVIE "EASYRIDER" IS
THE GREATEST CLASSIC OF ALL TIME

...YOUR FRIENDS HAVE NAMES LIKE
"SNAKE" , "BEAR" , OR "ROAD RASH"

...DRESSING UP MEANS A CLEAN BLACK T-SHIRT
AND BEAR GREASING YOUR LEATHERS

...YOUR CHRISTMAS WISH LIST HAS
NOTHING BUT CHROME GOODIES FOR YOUR SCOOT

..."LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER" MEANS
PERMANENT BUG STAINS ON YOUR TEETH

...YOUR IDEA OF A PILGRIMAGE IS
THE ANNUAL DAYTONA OR STURGIS RALLY