On this page you will find things that I have written, things that even I won't admit to and links to some pretty silly pages. Enjoy.
My Summer Vacation: Truly what I did on my vacation to Mexico. Go on...read it. I dare you! People have had more fun reading this than I had on the vacation that it chronicles.
Guidelines for Evil Cultists: No one has so far admitted to this one. It was sent to me by email. If you know who wrote it, email me I would really like to meet that person. They are truly sick and twisted.
Facts of Life: Some things are self evident...these aren't always. See for yourself.
Joe Bethencourt's Page of the Weird & Wonderful: All I will say is...truly bizarre.
Soon to come...some really bad poetry...stay tuned.