Top Things Not To Do On A ATV.



1) When you are going over big jump's DO NOT sit down!
2) When your riding in soft sand STAY OUT of first gear on turns so you do not spin out and bust your butt!!!
3) When your going down a steep hill DO NOT use the frontbrakes!
4) This is imperative to know!!! DO NOT do 50 MPH in your driveway!!!
5) Never ever try to pass a 450cc ATV on a 70cc ATV
6) Yes girls are very attractive but it's best to not look at them in a daze when your goin' 90 MPH!!!
7) Gas does not put out fires!!!
8) Oh yes it is fun to pop out the clutch but don't do it on a highway!
9) Friends don't let friend ride Impalss'!!!
10) Never under estimate the power of a 50 or 60cc ATV
11) When your on a trail, trees are not your friend!!!
12) Don't bother fixing up your ATV for the races to make it look pretty, MUD WILL FLY AND YOU WILL BE SAD!!!
13) Thou shall not ride my ATV if thy cannot ride thy ATV!!!
14) If you can barely clear a double, then you will case a tripple!!!
15) Crashes happen...Insurance helps!!!
16) Don't buy a ATV until you sit on it for several minutes!!!
17) Never play chicken with a 1000cc turbo charged Banshee, they have incredible acceleration and this is what is known as suicide!!!
18) Don't take factory ATV's for a joyride cause they will be the ones that are giving you the joy ride!!!
19) When your 7 don't try to ride a 1000cc turbo charged Banshee!!!
20) Don't let people crack on your ATV, let them know how much it cost's and how much you payed for it, then they will respect you!!! ( Number 20 tip does not include Impalss' owner's....Your on your own!!!!)
21) Do not roast marshmellows on a hot exhaust pipe. You might drop one and get your exhaust pipe all sticky.
22) Do not mount a cup holder on your handlebars, your drink will probably spill.
23)Do not jump your ATV off of the bed of your pickup truck! It....just don't try it.
24)Do not try to eat a bacon butty while going over rough ground quickly.Submitted by Brian Hughes
25)Do not hit the throttle, or your rear brake in while rolling backwards down a hill.Submitted by Bobby Hirsch




If you have anything not to do on an ATV, send them my way!
bbhooks@yahoo.com





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