Famous/Infamous Quotes
These quotes were taken from magazines/books/internet...
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - albert einstein
"Why should I live? Why should I do anything? Is there in life any pupose which the inveitable death that awaits me does not undo and destroy?" - leo tolstoy (novelist)
"No reception without reaction, no impression without expression." - william james (psychologist)
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - martin luther king jr.
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great." - golda meir
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." - yoda (jedi master)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - francois-marie arouet voltaire
"Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk." - joaquin setanti
"Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't." - elanor roosevelt
"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." - sir arthur conan doyle (sherlock holmes)
"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true." - james branch cabell
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - samuel johnson
"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread." - mahatma gandhi
"What is right or wrong is not for man to decide. Man are forever in error, and in nothing more than in what they regard as right or wrong." - leo tolstoy
"A house may be large or small; as long as the surrounding houses are equally small, it satisfies all social demands for a dwelling. Buf if a palace rises beside the little house, the little house shrinks into a hut." - karl marx
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?" - albert einstein
FUNNIES:
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - jason kidd (when he was drafted to the mavericks)
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction." - general douglas macArthur
"A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer." - robert frost
"All my life I've wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific." - jane wagner