RITA,    SUE    and    TAFF too!

Taff: now then gal's we've a rock 'ard un tomorra, what kinda game plan ya got in mind?

Rita: a rock 'ard un? sounds kinda sweet Taff, yer saved it all for me?

Taff: Aye, saved that un up for months, haven't squirted a single fluid ounce of juice on't pitch in months luv, nice 'n firm just like't lads lark it.

Sue: Ay up Taff, thought Blakey liked it all soft n squeazy like?

Taff: Bleeding soft get 'im. When I were a lad we had it good 'n ard.

Rita and Sue: Home and Away two times a week was it eh Taff?

Taff: aye and... eh up are yea two pulling me leg?

Rita: it's not yer leg we're after Taff, it's yer well thought out tactical decisions we desire!

Taff: Yer mucky cow. Pass us me bran tub then petal, I've a team to get picked...

more from the Reserve Team Selection committee when we can be bothered to make summat up.