Boris the bantams player profiles

Player Profile

Player:  Big Fat Nev                                      

Age: 866

Claim to footballing fame: Oldest Keeper to play for City. Fattest keeper since Fatty Foulkes to play for City. First player selected against Leeds that made the opposition feel sorry for us. Oh and he used to be the Worlds best keeper... 835 years ago.

Favorite Fodder: Honey Glazed Cow.

Hobbies: Imitating Goalkeepers.

What the fans think: Unpublishable.

Club we'd most like to take him off our hands: Young farmers.

Estimated Value: To a whale hunter £3000 to a football team, nothing.

What he's really worth: Should make a half decent goalkeeping coach.