Pickup lines guaranteed to make you look like a kOOk.

FOR HIM or HER:

FOR HIM or HER

FOR HER

For Kelly Slater Worshipers:


Kelly, are those real or implants?
No I'm not talking about Pamela...


Uh, Kelly, can you teach me how to ride a big one? Puleeeze? OK, my apartment is nearby...
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