Art critic, Saint Michael writes:

       Art is a partonizing form of derogatory solipsism. It is nothing but the masturbation of one self centered individual in the attempt to push their personal lives and problems onto others in some sort of insecure sympathy demand. All art should be burned like the books mein Fuhrer had the common sense to destroy. Art is the enemy and the destroyer of family values and decency! Never again should my obese and retarded children have to stare into the gaping maw of an artist's interpretation of his mother's swollen vulva. That is my criticism. Thank you and good night, I must go clean the toilet with my tongue.


                                        Phallis Grand Delusion

P.S. Some of that art stuff is pretty to look at but only when it comes in brown paper covers and it is late at night. Miss January is a goddess. (now if they would only put cows or sheep into the pictures, I might actually come out of the closet)

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