Alright, this is the Category sheet for who can make the best tobacco water bong. Be clever. Each category will get a rating of 1 to 10, 10 being the better, and 1 being not the better. Then they're added up and the highest total wins! Bongs away!

Complexity - (How crazy and well thought out your home-made water bong is.)

Appearence - (The look and style of the bong, is it cool looking and clean? or a shit pile?)

Effectiveness - (How smooth was the buzz you got?)

Simplicity to use - (Is it too hard to use? Hope not.)

Rules mo fo, respect them:

1. Only every-day household products may be used, no buyin stuff at the local tobacco accessory store.

2. No modifying glass... you'll cut yourself.

3. No lead... you'll die.

4. Tentative deadline for completed bongs is January 31st, 2003.

Now, this is a closed competition between 3 esteemed gentlemen, so I wouldn't ask to join in. Maybe when the next round comes along you'll get a shot. May the best bong win! 1