2. If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...Please?!

3. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

4. Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

5. Is you father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!

6. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

7. That dress looks nice...of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner.

8. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.

9. Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants.

10. Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first that that pops up!

11. Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge or call you?

12. (Check female's shirt tag)... Just as I thought, made in heaven.

13. Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess.

14. Pardon me Miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours.

15. Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

16. Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?

17. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

18. Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to?

19. My face is leaving in 10 minutes...are you gonna be on it or not?

20. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't you name Gretchen?

21. Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

22. If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

23. I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?

24. Miss, if you've lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in?

25. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you?

26. Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?

27. If you and I were squirrels, could I but a nut in your hole?

28. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?

No, huh...so you want to go somewhere and talk?

29. That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?

30. (Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?

31. That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.

32. Hey baby, you wanna see something swell?

33. Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples...

34. Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers.

35. I love every bone in your body...especially mine.

36. (With hands on shoulders) OH, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

37. Pardon me, are you in heat?

38. Are you OK? Because heaven's a long fall from here.

39. You know, I never was to good at math...like if I put you and I together I'd get 69.

40. You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.

41. You know, the more I drink the prettier you get.

42. Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.

43. Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again.

44. You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square.

45. Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!

46. Your face or mine?

47. Hey, here's the word for the day: LEGS. Whadya say we go upstairs and spread the word?

48. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven.

49. Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

50. Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

51. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

52. Hi, my name's ( ), how do you like me so far?

53. Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us.

54. Hey Baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don't like pizza?

55. She: (to passing man) Do you have time?

Him: Do you have energy?

56. Bond. James Bond.

57. You know, I'd really love to screw your brains out, but it appears someone has already beat.

58. You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book.

So what's one more?

60. Her: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse, etc.) Him: I think you should take it off right this instant!

61. Walk up to a lady at a social gathering (party, club, etc.) and simply ask, "Are you ready to go home now?"

62. You know, I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else.

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63. AT the dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the bread and ask, "Wanna roll?"

64. You know, you've got the prettiest teeth I've ever dreamed of coming across.

65. That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are wearing.

66. Think you can dance in those shoes?

67. OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat.

68. Ask girl if she likes jewelry. Then grab your nuts and say, "Then suck this gem!"

69. You're 'No Parking'right? Just trying to guess your sign.

70. Why don't you surprise your roommate/parents and not go home tonight?

71. Good looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when. Guy: As soon as I'm done with my drink.

72. Lie down. I think I love you.

73. What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

74. I can sense that you're a terrific lover and it intimidates me a little.

75. If I weren't so romantic, I'd shoot you.

76. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

77. My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off your blouse in a public place.

78. Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never been to bed together?

79. I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate.

80. Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

81. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull you pockets inside out...) Would you like to?

83. Stand back, I'm a doctor! You go get the ambulance and I'll loosen her clothes.

84. If it's true taht we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

85. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

86. Hey baby, wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I guess you age and weight.

87. You: Tickle you ass with a feather? Her: What!? You: I said Particular nice weather.

88. Hey baby, wanna play train conductor? OK, you sit on my face and I'll Chew Chew Chew. (choo!)

89. Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

90. Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg?

No??? Well, let's go on picnic and find out!

91. Oh, you're a bird watcher... (Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow?

92. Stand back, I'm a police officer! You go call for backup and I'll frisk her!

93. Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out.

94. Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart.

95. (AT church during a sermon) (put your arm around your gal) Honey, I don't know where he is (motioning at the preacher) but I do know I'm here with you.

96. Baby, you look better and better each day...and tonight, you look like tomorrow!

97. Here's a quarter...call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

98. Hey baby you smell, lets take a shower together.

99. Baby, you with those curves and me with no brakes! Mmmmmm!

100. Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder.

101. I want to melt in your mouth not in your hands.

102. CAn I borrow a quarter? (why?) Cuz I wanna call your mom and thank her.

103. You're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear.

104. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want.

105. Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

106. My name is _________. Just remember that, so you'll know what to scream.

107. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

108. Can I flirt with you?

109. Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you sure have a nice set of buns!

110. (Checking her shirt tag) Just making sure you were the right size!

111. (Grab her ass) Pardon me is this seat taken?

112. Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?

113. Can I have directions? (to where?) to your heart!

114. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

115. So... how am I doin'?

116.How bout you and me go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes.

117. (tapping your leg) You just think this is my leg?

118. You know what would look good on you? ME!

119. Excuse me, but I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

120. Go up to a girl in a bar and slip your arm around her and say "Hi Kate!" She says "I'm not Kate!" and you say, as your hand slips a little lower,"But you sure feel like her!"

121. She: Gee, I really enjoyed myself tonight. He: Me too. Maybe we could let our bodies enjoy each other sometime.

122. Pardon me, I was just about to go home and masturbate, and I was wondering if you would mind if I fantasized about you?

123. I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me?

124. Overheard in a computer lab: Just because computers are incompatible doesn't mean we are.

125. Hey baby, wanna lock crotches and exchange gravy?

126. Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?

127. You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once.

128. Would you like Gin and platonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa?

129. What's you favorite position on extramarital sex?

130. I'm really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice backrub. Are the straps too tight, darling? How tragic. How very, very tragic.

131. Hello Susie, Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.

132. Excuse me, do you live around here often.

133. I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

134. I've got an itch honey. Lower. Lower. In. Out.

135. I'm on fire baby, can I run through your sprinkler?

136. Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

137. I have only three months to live...

138. Hey baby, wht's you sign? All you can eat?

139. Hi I'm Big Brother. And I've been watching you.

140. Where have you been all my life?

141. In the produce department: "How can you tell if these things are ripe?

142. Hey, weren't you Miss Virginia last year?

143. Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.

144. I know mild does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

145. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.

146. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

147. If I follow you home will you keep me?

148. Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

149. Go up to a girl and tell her she has nice legs...then ask would she mind if you named them. She says OK and you say this one is Thanksgiving and that one is Christmas...would you mind if I visited between the holidays?

150. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

151. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

152. As she's leaving...Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? He: Me.

153. Have you run into any trees lately? Then how bout a root?

154. Hey baby, you wanna f*ck or should I apologize?

155. If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me.

156. Want to see my stamp collection?

157.WAnt to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

158. Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no), OK the, can we just practice?

159. Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off?

160. Do you know how to use a whip?

161. Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I keep seeing myself in them.

162. Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world.

163. How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted to know what to make you in the morning?

164. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

165. You: Hi, wanna fuck? Her: NO! You: Mind lying down, while I have one?

166. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me!

167. Hi, my name is "Milk". And I'll do your body good.

168. Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

169. You: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No You: Well then, please start.

170. I've got the ship, you've got the harbor... what say we tie up for the night.

171. Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.

172. Wanna go halves on a baby?

173. You: I hear you like to sing. Her: Yeah... You: (whip out your pud) Well, then step up to the mike.

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