Name and Nicknames: Jason K. Meller, Chemp, Mel-fry, Silent Bob, Grendel, God, Miller, JiM, JacKeM, Jay, Jake, Nosaj, Rellem, Relm, Marsh-Meller, Marsh, Paluster, the ghost

Birthdate: 6/21/79

Siblings: younger brother Kaipo Meller

Schools: Kauluwela, Ma'ema'e, Iolani, MIT

Pets: Hershey- Choc. Labrador, Banjo- cat, Beavis and Butthead -parakeets, Chocolate -deceased lop-eared rabbit (Byron probably ate it), Tail -deceased fan tailed guppy

Ideal Job: Bio-medical Engineer

Hobbies: hiking, swimming, body-boarding, body-surfing

I collect: knick-knacks

Best Advice Given: If you act like you're the best, people will believe that you are the best. However, never be so arrogant as to believe that you are the best because you probably aren't.

Fav Part of the Newspaper: Comics

Fav Game: Hearts

Fav Car: One that works

Coolest Experience: Dropping down the face of an 8 foot wave

Scariest Expereince: Being caught inside when a 10 foot set broke outside

Fav Thing to do in the Winter: hang out with friends

Fav Thing to do in the Summer: hang out with friends

Special Skills/Talents: great storyteller

Religion: I waver between atheist and agnostic

Fav Musician[s]: Reel Big Fish and Save Ferris

Fav Song: Saba

Fav Color: blue

Fav Food: Meatball Stroganoff

Least Fav Food: Green Vegetables

Fav Place: Home

Fav Topic of Conversation: Women

Fav Sport: Water Polo

Fav Actor: Robin Williams

Fav Actress: Joey Lauren Adams

Fav Movie[s]: Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy

Fav Animal: wolf

Fav TV Show[s]: The Simpsons, The Tick

Fav Month: December

Fav Writer: Roger Zelazny

Fav Book: Nine Princes in Amber

Fav thing to do: hang out with friends

I want to be: normal

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Aki is a pussy for going back to Hawaii for college