Name: chris yamamoto, chris, crs(for short), yamayama, the best, destructo bringer of malice,

Email: chrisyam@hawaii.edu

Birtdate: 11-17-78-99-huthut

Siblings: a sister...i think

Schooling: no, you're wrong.

Pets: dogs. two of them. two very strange dogs

Ideal Job: free income

Hobbies: hiking, bowling, biking, girls, eating (girls), games, golfing, making fun of idiots and morons, hobbies

I collect: very long spaghetti noodles and oversized frosted flakes

Best Piece of Advice: if you and your friends are surrounded by sharks, you don't have to out-swim the sharks. all you have to do is out-swim your friends.

Fav. Part of the Newspaper: generally the bottom left quadrant

Fav. Game: smack the moron(a.k.a. kick the idiot)

Coolest experience: sex

Scariest Experience: vietnam...CHARLIES EVERYWHERE!!!

Fav. Winter Activity: give presents to good boys and girls around the world

Fav. Summer Activity: watch my elves make presents for the winter and feed the

reindeer.

Special Skills: pretty much everything

Religion: well, considering my body is a temple...

Fav. Music: colm.

Fav. Song: come sail away by eric cartman

Fav. Color: green

Fav. Food: meat

Least Fav. Food: vegetables. they're for pansy people

Fav. Place to Be: a light buttery chicken pasta in garlic sauce marinated in white wine. what was the question again?

Fav. Conversation Topic: relative theoretical physics...relatively speaking in a

figurative sort of way.

Fav. Sport: sports are for wimps

Fav. Actor: actors are wimps

Fav. Actress: salma 'damn' hayek (damndammndamndamiddtydamn)

Fav. Movie: anything with salma 'damn' hayek (damndamndamndamiddtydamn)

Fav. Movie: salma 'damn' hayek-she shags like a minx (damndamndamndamiddtydamn)

Fav. TV Show: anything with salma 'damn' hayek (damndamndamndamiddtydamn)

Fav. Month: anything with salma 'damn' hayek (damndamndamndamiddtydamn)

Fav. Writer: i wish salma 'damn' hayek wrote books damndamndamndamiddtydamn)

Fav. Book: no really, what the hell is 'fav'?

Fav. Thing to Do: salma 'damn' hayek (damn, well you know the rest.)

I wanna Be: mongolian

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"auk nuk muk nuk nuk tuk auk nuk"

-old eskimo saying

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