Introduction to Chinese
Ai Bang Mai Ne-----------I bumped into the coffee table
Ar U Wun Tu---------------A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat-----------------You need a face lift
Dum Gai---------------------A stupid person
Gun Pao Der---------------An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung------------Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding-----------We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun------------A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia---------------------Approach me
Lao Zi-------------------------Not very good
Lao Ze Sho-----------------Gilligan's Island
Lin Ching--------------------An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding------------A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn-----------------------A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai---------------------A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be------------A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne-------------A small horse
Ten Ding Ba--------------Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung---------A person with TB
Yu Mai Te Tan----------Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah----------Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim--------------Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting-------There is no reason to raise your voice
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