Introduction to Chinese

Ai Bang Mai Ne-----------I bumped into the coffee table

Ar U Wun Tu---------------A gay liberation greeting

Chin Tu Fat-----------------You need a face lift

Dum Gai---------------------A stupid person

Gun Pao Der---------------An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung------------Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding-----------We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive

Jan Ne Ka Sun------------A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia---------------------Approach me

Lao Zi-------------------------Not very good

Lao Ze Sho-----------------Gilligan's Island

Lin Ching--------------------An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding------------A great achievement of the American space program

Ne Ahn-----------------------A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

Shai Gai---------------------A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be------------A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne-------------A small horse

Ten Ding Ba--------------Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung---------A person with TB

Yu Mai Te Tan----------Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

Wa Shing Kah----------Cleaning an automobile

Wai So Dim--------------Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting-------There is no reason to raise your voice

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