Name: Jeff Sold Out, go fuck yourself

Email: RiotNrrrrd@aol.com

Birthdate: 8-5-7goddamn9

Siblings: NONE!! that i know of anyways... damn adoption.

Schooling: st john's prep, brandeis

Pets: none, though i've dated some dogs

Ideal Job: politics professor or child photographer (that was a joke)

Hobbies: drums, snood, telling adam what a guinea he is, child porn (it's a running gag folks, get used to it)

I Collect: drums, ex girlfriends, cd's, hate mail, kiddie porn...

Best Advice Heard: "if the police ask, deny, deny deny..."

Fav Part of the Newspaper: birth announcements (yes i'm a sick fuck, i like em young)

Fav Game: spot the mullet

Fav Car: driving a certain ex-girlfriend's hearce

Coolest Experience: watching a certain ex girlfriend bawl her eyes out, or playing at the rat and having the dropkick murphys tell my band we kicked ass...

Scariest Experience: seeing a certain ex girlfriend naked

Fav Winter Activity: complain that there's not enough snow, or collect kiddie porn

Fav Summer Activity: bitch about how there's not enough snow, or collect kiddie porn (didn't see that coming, did ya?)

Special Skills: drums, yelling, pissing off liberals, pissing off conservatives, password protecting my kiddie porn

Religion: church of leary

Fav Music: the queers

Fav Song[s]: "she's only 6" or "i met her at the rat"

Fav Color: cum stain white

Fav Food: cheeseburgers, or small children

Least Fav Food: bloody tampons (ok, so it's not as funny as the rest, so sue me)

Fav Place to Be: the porn store

Fav Subject: pediphelia (did i even come close to spelling that right?)

Fav Sport: hahaha, c'mon, ya know it's gonna be something sick... hockey and fencing..

Fav Actor: ok, since i'm getting sick of the jokes i'm just gonna be boring for the rest, sorry. ewan mcgregor or john goodman

Fav Actress: jenna jameson, jodie foster (not quite as cute, but she's a damn good actress)

Fav Movie[s]: mother night, trainspotting, shallow grave, frankenpenis

Fav Animal: ex girlfriends

Fav TV Program: the simpsons (duh) animaniacs

Fav Month: august

Fav Writer: dr seuss (cuz his books are like barry white to the under 10 crowd... trust me)

Fav Book: the catcher in the rye

Fav thing to Do: tell people to go fuck themselves

I want to be: sedated

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yeah i have something to say! you're an asshole. love ya!

XjeffsoldoutX

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