LIGHT BULB JOKES
Q. How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Five-one to hold the bulb in the socket and stand on a table and the other four to rotate the table. (This is the grandparent of all light bulb jokes, so it heads the list You can use it against any group you want to stereotype as dumb).
Q. How many quantum mechanicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. They can't. If they know where the socket is, they cannot locate the new bulb.
Q: How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That depends on the speed of the changer, and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. Then it just might be easier to leave the bulb alone and change the room. It's all relative.
Q. How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 21, one to hold the bulb and 20 to drink until the room spins.
Q. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. 1. She stands on the ladder and waits for the world to revolve around her.
2. What's a light bulb?
Q. How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 53. You got a problem with that, buddy?
A. 65 -Why 65 ? I don't know, it's in the contract.
Q. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two..............IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT?!?
A. One. AND THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT IT!
A. 11. 1 to change the light bulb and 10 to form a support group!
A. 7: 1 to change the light bulb. 3 to protest the offense committed by the light bulb in regards to the socket. 2 to secretly wish they were the socket. 1 to secretly wish she was the light bulb.
A. 100-one to do it and the other 99 to say that the bulb screwer does not represent mainstream feminism in doing so.
Q. How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Five-one to do it and the other four to sit around and discuss how it's so much more gratifying than a man.
A. Two, one to do it and one to make a video documentary about it.
Q: How many orgy attenders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
Q: How many phone perverts does it take to change a light bulb?
A: GASP GASP The interesting thing PANT here is what GASP are they wearing when they do it? GASP GASP AHH AHHHHHhhh
Q. How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Three, but they're really one.
Q. How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Three, one to call the cleaning lady and two to feel guilty about it.
Q. How many Lubavitcher Chassidim does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Dark? Who says it's dark? Wait a few minutes and it'll get real bright!
Q. How many Bratslaver Chassidim does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. They will never find another bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
Q. How many Satmar Chassidim does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Umm, sorry, a man has to do that, it's beyond the capability of a woman.
Q. How many Quakers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Ten to sit around in a circle until one feels the inner light.
Q. How many Satanists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Light bulb? He prefers black candles.
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