 Paul Miller Paul is the guys who writes ALL the music for the band. Incidentally, he also plays rhythm guitar and sings lead. He has always played his crummy old Samick guitar and for some reason has a strange bond with it. People often poke fun at Paul and call him a "Pepsi generation freak." He takes great pride in this. Aside from being a rock and roll superstar, Paul has taken up the more important job of helping other bands get their CDs made @ Design Infinity (When I remember address I'll add a link). He likes The Smiths, Asian Dub Foundation, Kid Dynamite, Youth of Today, Plug, The Clash, and The Jam. His favourite Ex-girlfriend is Amanda Filipe. Mike Long Mike plays lead guitar in the band. He likes to shave his head and wear red suspenders and claim that he DOESN'T have any ties with racist action groups. Actually, he is all for the ARA (That's Anti-Racist-Action. Not to be confused with Aryan-Revolutionary-Assault). Good for you Mike! Mike used to live in Thornhill and go to some alternative school downtown called Seed which we are assured by him is NOT for losers. He is currently in Montreal with all the cool kids. He used to go to Westmount Secondary where he was stalked by a girl who saw him at a Green Day show. Goes to show you should never see Green Day. Mike has an unhealthy obsession with the actress Jessica Alba who was in "Never Been Kissed" and "Idle Hands". He goes to the fansite daily. If you share this disturbing pastime with him, he'd love to talk about it. His e-mail addy is xxxsxexxx@hotmail.com. He plays a red Peavey guitar and likes Extreme Noise Terror, Jawbreaker, Atom and his Package, His Hero is Gone, Screeching Weasel, Gorilla Biscuits, The Ramones and his leather jacket. His favourite Ex-girlfriend is Leah. Ryan Senseless
Ryan is the half Japanese son of a bitch bass player in the band. He has an obsession with sugar fights and likes to blurt out loud and strange statements when in a public place. His name is often misspelled with results such as Ryan Pulunaba and twisting his last name into a derogatory racial term. Ryan, like Mike, has moodswings. But Ryan's are more destructive. Instead of the Happy-Sad-Happy cycle of Mike, Ryan has a Happy-Destructive-Violent-Spasmatic-Remorseless cycle. Currently, Ryan is trying his hand at being a full-time university student. He plays a red Peavey bass or black Soundgear or greenish-blue Squire (which he recently sold) and is into Neko Case, Royal Crown Revue, All, Joe Jackson, Wilco, Rufus Wainright, the Cardigans (?), and the Dismemberment Plan. His favourite Ex-girlfriend is Becky. Fill-In DrummersSince we've had so many replacement drummers for the last few shows, we thought that there should be a section just for them. Here they are: Mikey Stiff (or Moop depending on which day of the week it is) - This kid did a great job filling for the "yet to be named" drummer. Learning all the songs from the CDs and practicing with us only once, Mikey gave us one of the strongest shows that we've had in recent memory.Derek Rucus - Played with us at the now infamous Barrie show (where everything went wrong). It was just fun playing with this guy. I think we may give him something to slow him down next time. Paul "I can play everything" Miller - While only having to do it a couple of times (including on the latest CD), Paul hates playing drums for the sole reason that he can't dance around and woo the ladies. Also, he says it's damn hard to sing and play drums! Vince, the new guy - Until he plays more shows with us, I'm sticking Vince here. To his credit, he learned four songs in two hours just before a show. I could never do that. Anyway, Paul always starts posting that we have a new drummer when we really don't and then we get these shows that we have to find replacements for because the real guy doesn't exist (without fail I think I've asked Ari first every time). Sometimes I wonder if we make these things up just so that we have something to write about... Former MembersAri ShapiroAri was the Eww drummer for about three (no wait, 12) shows. His drumming style changed the way we play. You can thank him for the new and improved songs. We miss him, yet he ends up playing shows with us still. Richard Ng Rich joined the band in November of 1997 and quit in March of 1999. He lent a new sound to Eww...you're a girl with his aggressive double bass style and overall originality. He left the band for personal reasons. "Fate works in fucked up ways sometimes. It's like that line in Peter Pan. "Third star to the left and straight on till morning." You start with a plan but you really never know what will happen next. All you can do is sit back and be surprised." - Rich Hey, if you don't get the quote, don't worry neither do any of us. Joel BathJoel is the founding drummer of the band. He survived the initial change when Affybud became G.I.T. He did not survive the change from G.I.T to Eww..you're a girl and girls suck. After Joel was fired, he focussed on his current band, The Madcaps (a.k.a. Say Uncle). At the time of Joel's, erm, dismissal, the reason given was that Joel's allergy to shirts had caused too much strain on the female fanbase. Especially the allegiance of our greatest fan, who Rich doesn't actually know, Diana. B.J. RydeB.J. was a founding member of the band, but was kicked out when the band changed it's name to G.I.T. B.J. is known for his wit and dislike of "canoeing". He has since recovered from his experience from being molested by a guy by the name of Toby Spry. B.J. now smokes pot and sits around, occasionally picking up his bass for the stage band. |