Kids - do we need....



Age Group Action Is This Advantagious Comments
5-12 Bore friends with baby pictures No Outlived their cuteness
5-12 Sundry expenses - clothes, food, outings etc. No Starting to want "name" labels - can still be bought off with lollies in exchange so far
5-12 Feed ducks at the local park Yes Starting to lose its appeal unless the pool or football/netball field is nearby
5-12 Find things you dropped on the ground Yes Getting better at understanding what you are looking for, but more reluctant to help
5-12 Go to children's films Yes Parents have an excuse for going to kids films without feeling guilty
5-12 Go to the Royal Easter Show Yes Starting to become expensive
5-12 Mother can give up work Yes NOTE - PAID WORK. Plenty of non paid work at home or helping at school
5-12 Mow your lawns Yes Useful for this task in the second half of this time - bribery often useful in getting work done
5-12 Nervous breakdowns - theirs or yours No Getting to be of an age likely to cause the first of yours.
5-12 Play in the park Yes An excellent excuse to get out of the house
5-12 Playing with toys in shops Yes A good excuse to be able to try out all the latest kids games and toys
5-12 Strain on the food chain No This is when you notice that your food bill had tripled
5-12 Teach adults new words No At this stage they start to bring home some new and rather interesting words - unfortunately they also seem to know what they mean!
5-12 Interrupt social activities No Can seriously interrupt your drinking time if you don't have understanding grandparents or neighbors
5-12 Create the need for extra phone lines Yes Not yet but coming soon - start saving.
5-12 Useful as an excuse to end phone conversations Yes Bound to be doing something that requires your immediate and personal intervention
5-12 Costs of their hobbies No Starting to want to collect things - especially card sets that never get completed
5-12 Cost of birthday presents, Christmas presents, No Getting more expensive and bigger - they want everything that the other kids have got. parties etc.
5-12 Noisy No Have learnt the power of their lungs - and use it often - the more bodies in this age group the louder the noise
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