Kids - do we need.....



Age Group Action Is This Advantagious Comments
0-1 Bore friends with baby pictures Yes Mainly among friends who also have babies, those without tend to become glassy eyed
0-1 Sundry expenses - clothes, food, outings etc Yes Enjoy them while they're cheap - it won't last
0-1 Mother can give up work Yes Family Allowance etc..
0-1 Play in the park Yes a chance to get some sun
0-1 Playing with toys in shops Yes Father gets to relive childhood
0-1 Teach adults new words Yes These words or sounds are much easier to take than those learnt later
0-1 Interrupt social activities No Breast feeding can be a problem at Gala Events.
0-1 Useful as an excuse to end phone conversations Yes Can always be used to get rid of unwanted callers
0-1 Cost of birthday presents, Christmas presents, Yes They don't know how little you spent parties etc.
0-1 Noisy Yes Get rid of [unwanted] dinner guests
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