<BGSOUND SRC="midi/Ironic.mid" loop=-1> Things I Never Do

  1. kiss a girl before? nope. sobs...
  2. make love with a girl before? not yet.
  3. smoke? never ever before!
  4. take ecstasy pill before? not yet. uh, i mean no.
  5. take drugs for fun? never.
  6. been out of the country?! arrgghh!
  7. like politics? goto hell!
  8. like Ronaldo, George W.Bush, Nick Carter, all the malay singers!
  9. kill, rob, rape, molest, betray any human being before.
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